Do men still wear sock suspenders?

Wow, I’ve never heard that before.

Ignorance fought?

Sock garter modelled

Oh yeah! That used to be part of our Girl Scouts uniform, except it had a little tassel thing for ornamentation that came out of the fold.

And bloody uncomfortable they were. If you had them even a little bit too tight you were left with a red indentation around your leg which lasted for days.

I believe sock garters date from the “silk stocking” days. Silk socks have no elasticity.

I think the uniforms have, like, cargo pants and belly shirts and a tongue piercing these days.