Do not wear jodphurs to a party filled with frat wannabes...

You really have to see it from the frat guys’ perspective. In their experience, when a guy is wearing jodphurs around it’s usually a sadistic ROTC upperclassman who just wants to torture their pledges needlessly. Didn’t you see Animal House?

Where I got the idea that Walker might be a cool guy to hang out with is his interest in the history of said uniforms and the like-it sounds like he might be an interesting person to talk to.

That’s all. Not because he wears said uniforms, but just because-hey, he’s interested in history/military/uniforms or whatever unique interest someone might have.

Does that make sense?

A guy walks into a party in Jodphurs

My response: “who’s the asshole with the corny schtick?”

A guy walks into a frat party in Jodphurs with a case of Bass Ale

My response: “Who’s that cool looking guy?”

Boo Jodphurs. Yay Beer! Oh wait, that is a different beer advert.