Basically do they engage in other types of sexual behavior as well, besides standard intercourse, like humans?
Are there any other animals that do?
Basically do they engage in other types of sexual behavior as well, besides standard intercourse, like humans?
Are there any other animals that do?
I saw a duck gang bang once. Does that count?
bonobos have sex in as many ways as humans and more often. it’s part of their culture.
The problem is they can’t get it out of their mouths afterwards.
If they did, it would be death for the drone, and the Queen might have a hard time eating afterwards. The drone’s penis (endophallus) has barbs that prevent it from withdrawing. One thrust, they are stuck. As they try to pull out, the penis separates from their body and they die. The penis remains attached and the sperm inside the queen for the rest of her life. She can control the release of sperm at will until it runs out, months or years later.
One strike and you’re out. “Hey, Baby, love those gossamer wings…Wanna kill me?”
Damn, I thought I was joking.
Funny, I thought you were serious, because you were right.
Not quite – joking would be “wax on, wax off”.
This is why I avoid eating honey.
I’ll bet Honey is pissed.
But did it echo?
Duck vaginas aren’t that big.
No, but bees do give a flying fuck.
It is really bee vomit, and on top of that they eat fuck dust.*
No, drone bees give drone bees blowjobs. All the time.
Just the once? Because, to be honest, the sick little fucks are doing it all. the. time. Some females have even evolved false vaginas so at least the rapists don’t get to pass on their genes. And yes, this is really true, if slightly edited for brevity.
Heck, being male is no protection from a good rogering. Nor is death, for that matter. They can spend literally all day raping a corpse. They don’t care.
Seriously, ducks are assholes.
Picture of a duck penis, the largest among vertebrates. Possibly NSFW if that wasn’t obvious:
There is a famous paper (and IgNobel prize winnner): “The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos (Aves: Anatidae)” (pdf).
Someone sent me an email titled, “Picture of a Duck”.
When you opened it, it was a girl in the park, in front of a pond/lake with enormous juggs & waaaay over on the other side of the pond/lake was a duck. It’s a good thing there was an arrow to point out the duck, too.
Sorry, but I can’t find the picture now; thought I saved it.