Do The Monkey

Okay, I give up. How do you do The Monkey? And The Jerk and The Swim? And those other old dances from the ‘Dance Craze’ era?

I thought The Monkey was basically the one where you move your fists up and down in front of you, but a coworker wondered if that was The Jerk. So I looked on YouTube to see if I could find The Monkey. I found a video with a couple of guys diong moves, but they did the Pulp Fiction looking-through-two-fingers move and the holding-the-nose-and-pretending-to-drown move so I wondered if they knew what they were doing.

Holding the nose and going down is The Swim. The Monkey is like you said, arms up and down (in time) in front of you. The Jerk is something like a hitchikers’ thumb over the shoulder as you jerk your body.

I’m barely old enough to remember these, I swear… :wink:

I actually remember doing The Twist at an O-Club when I was three, but I looked it up anyway:

When I read ‘wiping your bottom with a towel’, I actually got the image of that butt-flossing thing some people do with towels.

So this thread isn’t about Portnoy’s Complaint…?

Courtesy of the Blues Brothers:

Awesome! You made me grin! I love that movie…

I can do the Frug. I can do the Robocop. I can do the Freddie. I cannot do the Smurf.

How does one do the Frug, the Robocop, the Freddie, and the Smurf?

I was going to start a new thread but we might as well continue with this one.
So far the Jerk, the Twist, the Swim and the Monkey has been covered. But how do you do:

the watusi
the skate
the twine
the mashed potato
the boo-ga-loo
the shing-a-ling
the duck
the philly dog

?

The Mashed Potato is practically impossible for me. You have to move your ankles sideways. My ankles don’t go like that.
I want to learn the shag.

Remember the Waddle? The Limbo? The Hully Gully?

The Pony

anybody can do the Pony.