Well?
Also, How did you become a moderator?
If you don’t get paid, why are you a moderator?
Do ya’ll have certain hours or shifts?
And the most important question: Does Cecil Yell at ya if you screw up?
Well?
Also, How did you become a moderator?
If you don’t get paid, why are you a moderator?
Do ya’ll have certain hours or shifts?
And the most important question: Does Cecil Yell at ya if you screw up?
They work for glory, Bill. Glory and the thanks of a grateful nation. You get to be a moderator by applying, having the chops (and time and computer) to do it, having a posting history tending to show sanity, and scoring a 9.85 (combined) in the swimsuit and talent competitions.
And shouldn’t this be in “About This Message Board”?
Yup. I’ll move it there.
Meanwhile, as to your other questions: Of course we get paid! We just don’t get paid by the Chicago Reader, or the Straight Dope, or any such
To become a moderator, you need to e-mail TubaDiva, and ask her for an application, but I don’t think we have any openings right now, and they usually like to get to know folks on the boards first.
Yeah & don’t expect them to volunteer you an application…
Cecil don’t yell, he isn’t a real person technically.
Well, he’s not a human, anyway. He’s one of those funky aliens that crash-landed in Roswell. He communicates through telepathy combined with artful manipulation of his genitals. Oh, and he feeds on the sound waves generated by really crappy music, which explains the continued existence of the likes of Britney Spears, N’Sync, and others.
And when he’s mad, he uses his psychic powers to will you out of existence.
I’ll be happy to send an application to anyone that requests one.
I can’t promise we’ll make you a moderator. Right now I can’t even promise management will LOOK at your application. (They do get looked at. Eventually. Especially when we need a moderator. But it’s a long time in the bullpen before that phone rings sometimes, if you know what I mean.)
But I’ll send it.
All it takes is an email. (And for those couple of guys that wrote in recently, I just resurrected the app from my dead hard drive, so I’ll brush the electrons off it and send it out soonest, okay?)
That’s TubaDiva@aol.com
your humble TubaDiva
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