Yes!
If we have competitors, that is… who’s here?
ooooh, an abreviation! Hot damn! I’m here, I sneer, get used to it!
A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
Lock ‘n’ Load!
Hmmm.
Well, this is gonna be an easy win for you today, Swimming. Unless I’ll get accused once again of impartiality, merely because I’m offering to put you up in a luxury townhouse, pay your tuition, and buy you a car. And all you have to do is find a Little Bo Peep costume that fits. Sheesh! Some people can see impropriety in anything!
- Rick
Ah - maybe not such an easy win; we do, in fact, have another competitor!
Heya, Coldfire. We were just idly talking. That’s all. Nothing to raise any concerns.
Looking up from between her legs he innocently asks, “Does this thing echo?”
Yo! I’m here too…now where’s the Flypster?
Maybe a warm-up?
A train pulls into the station and stops. Eighteen passengers can be seen waiting on the platform, yet not one of them makes a move to get on the train.
How come?
Has the train reached the end of its route?
Coldfire asks: Has the train reached the end of its route?
NO
Is it a cargo train?
Is it a model train?
Are the 18 people real and alive?
Coldfire asks:
Is it a cargo train?
NO
Is it a model train?
YES
Are the 18 people real and alive?
NO
Very good! A roll of lemon Lifesavers for Coldfire!
A man is dead in his own bathroom, with a puddle of water beneath him. Yet he is completely dry. How come?
Did he hang himself?
Coldfire asks: Did he hang himself?
YES
but the puddle of water is relevant
Did he loose bladder control after his death, thus urinating on the floor?
He must have stood on an ice cube, and when it melted he was hung??
** Hi everyone, I’m new here, hope you don’t mind me getting involved- looks like fun 
Damn you straight to hell, Wabbit! Oh, and welcome aboard 
Coldfire asks: Did he loose bladder control after his death, thus urinating on the floor?
NO
NightRabbit asks: He must have stood on an ice cube, and when it melted he was hung??
YES
Nice going - the rookie gets the next roll of lemon Life Savers!
Dr. Pritchard serves himself and Dr. Wu identical drinks. Two hours later, Dr. Wu is dead. Dr. Pritchard is not.
How come?
Did he MEAN to hang himself? (I’d just like to slap ChiefScott for the previous comment, and forgive him only because his mind would naturally drift that way, what with being stuck on a ship with a bunch of burly men,)
A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
Is Dr. Wu alergic to something that is in the drink?