Funniest post (and its object) I have seen in a long time.
At least it might provide a hint as to how to get Uglystick blabbing away! 
Message boards are blocked on the Harris County Jail PCs. When do we eat?
Missouri is in the south? Sounds like something someone from Chicago would say. Of course, I consider Tennessee to be way up north.
I was born in Mobile, and I’ve only moved further south since. Gainesville, FL and now Austin. Yeah, this is definitely the latitude for me. I could never take those harsh northern winters they have in places like Atlanta, Birmingham, and Dallas.
PNW resident but raised Texan.
Southern Arkansas for Pixilated and myself.
Louisiana native here, though I lived in Pennsylvania for ten years. As a result, my accent and word choice is all screwed up.
I was born in Houston, lived some time in WV and PA, but for the past 10 years I’ve been around NC and spent a year in Atlanta. So, kind of southern.
Memphis represent!
Every person in Atlanta lives, was born, or home is “about 20 to 30 minutes away by local roads.” Every single person.
South Carolina here, born and raised. Went to college in Atlanta, but I could only stand it for four years and then I came back home to Columbia. 
Rocket City (aka, Huntsville, AL)
As soon as you make bail? 
Seriously, though, Clothahump’s movie (he acted, as well as doing martial arts consulting and choreography) is supposed to come out any [del]year[/del] day now, and I think there’s be a MiniHouDope around that. I, at the very least, will be buying a round for any Dopers who show up.
48 years in the great country of Texas.
Oh, that sounds great. We sometimes canoe at Juniper Springs, near Ocala. Once we saw otters playing on the bank, and they jumped in the water and swam right along beside us. The high point of the run is the enormous gator that is almost always basking in the same spot. He’s the size of a car, and our wee boats have to pass far too closely. Then we always see a lot of smaller gators, and towards the end of the run it becomes the redneck Riviera. A good time.
Grew up in Houston, went to college in College Station, live in Dallas.
I’d love to see that gator. I once floated the Ichetucknee, in that neck of the woods, and it was amazing as well.
Ewww. An aggie.
Dallasite attending school in Stillwater, Oklahoma.
Hen’s tooth checking in. Well, kinda. I grew up in Doraville for half my childhood.
Yeah, I’d agree with you about that stretch of north Alabama. I was lucky enough to be working for the National Park Service when I lived up there, doing all kinds of species inventories and ecological monitoring. I was stationed at Russell Cave National Monument (way up in the corner of Alabama, Tennessee, and Georgia), and wow. The whole Cumberland Plateau area is just spectacularly gorgeous. It’s definitely (apart from some of the towns up there, which I could take or leave) been my favorite place to live in Alabama. When I first moved there, I moved in with my girlfriend, who was living in Huntsville, and I had to commute 75 miles each way to Russell Cave. It was a hell of a commute, but that drive along US72, with the Tennessee River, and all the highlands of the Cumberland around me made it a pleasure.
After a while, we moved out to Scottsboro to cut down on the drive, and that made it even better.
I really like Birmingham as well, though. I’m in a PhD program right now, which is going well, am married (to that same woman), and we bought a house in Roebuck Springs, which is a gorgeous historic district. I’ve mentioned this before, but Mary Badham, the actress who played Scout in To Kill a Mockingbird, had relatives who owned this house, so she used to play here all the time.
I grew up in a little suburb section of Montgomery that doesn’t even have a name, I don’t think. It’s way down on the southeastern edge of the city, and is now rapidly becoming a place you don’t want to be after the sun sets.
South Florida native. I’m pretty sure I’m too far south to be considered “the South”.
I don’t speak with a funny accent either. 