Do we really need a 'clap-off' bra? Do we care?

I have to admit to liking the concept but, IDK. The bra works like the familiar clap-on/off light switch. Clap your hands and a clasp in the front automatically disengages to undo the bra.

Pic and video at link.

She better avoid music concerts.

:smiley:

Better living through Hi-Tech…?

Now if I clap after it comes off, which is very likely, it won’t go back on, right?

Sounds like a teen-age boy’s dream.

What’s hilarious is that the guy who made it and wrote the instructions clearly has no idea how a bra works.

“A front opening strapless under-wire bra”, eh? Suuuure! Hawhawhaw!

It’s obvious that even he didn’t / couldn’t find “a front opening strapless under-wire bra”, because the one in the pic and video is clearly a regular front closure bra that he then cut the straps off of.

And why is there a multiple-cup discrepancy between the bra and the boobs? Besides knowing nothing about bras, my bet is that his Clapper Bra can’t handle actually supporting breasts (aka the entire purpose of a bra) because the clasp isn’t strong enough.
I could see this having potential for burlesque performers, though. That’s about it.

I have a friend who does burlesque. That bra would be a cute addition to a comedic routine, but the audience does a lot of clapping. It would likely result in premature declasping, and that’s not funny.

Could lead to a standing O.

Jr High School. Or Fraternity.

Before I clicked the link, I thought it sounded pretty dumb. Now that I’ve seen it, I know it’s very very dumb.

What a stupid idea!
If you have one of those Clappers atttached to your light, when you clap your hands, the bra comes off and the lights go off. You can’t see a thing.

Or.. The breasts start glowing and the lampshade falls off sexily.

(That sounded better in my head)

I can just imagine a lady in a store or restaurant and for some reason somebody claps.

Just a bit awkward.

You might be on to something - boob lamps. You have a lamp with bulbs behind translucent boobs covered with this bra. It’s plugged into a clapper. You clap and the lights come on and the bra falls off. Now how do I get a patent on this idea? :confused: :slight_smile:

I’d buy it.

Now where can I find the stocking leg lamp from A Christmas Story.

It’d be quite a set.

I propose a big round of applause for this idea.

http://www.redriderleglamps.com/

You’re welcome.

Awesome.

Now with the deltatasigma booblamp and the leglamp, I’m halfway to a SO.

Can tell friends “She’s a great girl. She’s super bright and really lights up a room!”

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It must have been done - why else are they called headlights?

Claps and runs.

Or you could go right to the source and help a worthy cause to boot.

ETA: Should have clicked on Ranger Jeff’s link first and saved myself some embarrassment. I didn’t realize the gift shop had a different URL than the museum.