User name!
Actually, if I’m “Tiny Johnson” I’d have to hold you pretty damned close to anything at all accomplished, wouldn’t I?
[QUOTE=astro]
My spam asks if I want bigger breasts and a tighter vagina.
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So, what was your answer?
[QUOTE=KlondikeGeoff]
So, what was your answer?
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I hold no prejudices against large breasted women with tight vaginas. Some of my best friends are large breasted women with tight vaginas. In fact, I hold no prejudices at all against vaginas tight or otherwise. It’s true that not all vaginas are born with the same advantages and opportunities, but in this great country even a vagina of humble origins, with a little luck, and a lot of pluck, can rise to greatness!
[QUOTE=SCSimmons]
I once received a piece of spam e-mail with the delightfully ambiguous title, “Attract Men With Larger Breasts!” As a straight male, I’m not interested in attracting men. And even if I were, I probably wouldn’t be looking to attract the ones with large breasts. 
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No, you misunderstand. If you had larger breasts, you’d attract more men.
But, as you say, you’re not interested. 
I get very little Penis spam, but lots of Rolex, Hoodia, and RXonline offers. I can’t remember a single offer to tighten my vagina, or enlarge my breasts. My email addy is rather androgynous, being my first initial and last name.
I got a lot less spam about penis enlargement after I cut off my wife’s email access. Of course she has said turn it back on or risk something else being cut off…
[QUOTE=seenidog]
I got a lot less spam about penis enlargement after I cut off my wife’s
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Don’t mind me, just messing with the quote function…
[QUOTE=seenidog]
I got a lot less spam about penis enlargement after I cut off my wife’s email access. Of course she has said turn it back on or risk something else being cut off…
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are you sure it was spam :dubious:
[QUOTE=The Sonoran Lizard King]
No, you misunderstand. If you had larger breasts, you’d attract more men.
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I dunno. My breasts are pretty f***ing enormous (for a male), and it doesn’t seem to get me much positive attention from prospective mates of either gender. 
10-02-2002 A day in the life of my Junk Mail filter…
[QUOTE=elfkin477]
Increase your penis length by 3 inches!
What the hell good would a 3 inch long penis be to me? Why don’t they at least try to avoid sending this crap to feminine names? I know they can get my first name, enough of it comes with my name in the subject line. I suppose I could keep it in a jar, and bring it with me when I’m hiking or something, so I could pee in the woods.
Get Viagra without a prescription!
Do I need this if I go hiking?
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As you can tell from that the answer is yes. Chicks get e-mail about their hypothetical pricks.
[QUOTE=hawksgirl]
The first poster to ask for a cite gets his foot shoved down his throat.
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I really don’t think that’s much of a deterrent. I have bodyguards! So, cite? 
[QUOTE=groman]
I really don’t think that’s much of a deterrent. I have bodyguards! So, cite?
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And since I’m no longer the first poster to ask for a cite… cite?
Sure we do. I also get spam in cirilic languages, which I can’t read at all.