Do women play songs on their bellies like men do?

I have not, but a female friend once mentioned she was slap-drumming ‘I Wanna Be Sedated’ because she was so bored. :smiley:

<- Guy here.

I may have played Smoke on the Water on my Belly.
-I will have to try Iron Man some day…

I suppose now and then, but I am better known for my cheek-flicking William Tell Overture.

The most alluring of us play Ravel’s “Bolero.”

I’ve done it, but I’m much better with an armpit fart.

Definitely a standard for me, though I prefer to have it drummed onto my butt cheeks.

I come from a long line of bellyslappers. As the only one in this generation with a beer belly yet, it is my sacred duty to pound out the rhythms of my ancestors. Or the theme to Sanford and Son. It all sounds great.

This thread really, really hurts my ears. All of you stop it right now.