Yesterday night I had Mudshark over, and we were trying to come up with the exact opposite of this thread: Greatest Songs to Have Sex to. (Pardon ending the sentence with a preposition, but rewording it just makes it look horrid).
Anyway, he asked me if the whole album Days of Future Passed by the Moody Blues would work, and after thinking about it, I almost burst out laughing, found the CD and put on track three. We looked at each other and cracked up. It would be impossible to have intercourse during this song. (It’s called The Morning, and you just cannot screw to it. You would feel like a pedophile. Well, I suppose you could have sex to it if you were a pedophile…but I’m digressing now).
At any rate, what other songs could you simply not have sex to without cracking up?
I think I would definately crack up to the “you and me baby aint nothin but mammals” song (I don’t remember the artist in question and am too lazy to go fish the CD out of the changer.
Alvin and the Chipmunks was a great one danceswithcats… We still want a hoooooola hoooop…
I’d like to also add any Sa Yooper’s song to the list…
And any “Bear in the Big Blue House” song - it is hard to have sex when one of the songs is stuck in your head from having to hear it over and over all day. :eek:
