Yesterday night I had Mudshark over, and we were trying to come up with the exact opposite of this thread: Greatest Songs to Have Sex to. (Pardon ending the sentence with a preposition, but rewording it just makes it look horrid).
Anyway, he asked me if the whole album Days of Future Passed by the Moody Blues would work, and after thinking about it, I almost burst out laughing, found the CD and put on track three. We looked at each other and cracked up. It would be impossible to have intercourse during this song. (It’s called The Morning, and you just cannot screw to it. You would feel like a pedophile. Well, I suppose you could have sex to it if you were a pedophile…but I’m digressing now).
At any rate, what other songs could you simply not have sex to without cracking up?