Worst songs to come on while having sex.

[Dale_Sams]

The Anvil Song

[Mr.Me]

I thought that was going to be The Anvil Song.

[running_coach]

You’re Having My Baby-Paul Anka

[Channing_Idaho_Banks]

If you’re coming on the song, you’re doing it wrong.

[WordMan]

Detachable Penis.

ETA: King Missile- Detachable Penis - YouTube

[Ranchoth]

Strange Fruit.*

[Baron_Greenback]

St Winifreds School Choir - There’s No-One Quite Like Grandma

[Crazy_Canuck]

There’s a good XKCD for that.

[penultima_thule]

Cold Ethyl

[journeyman_southpaw]

Is That All There Is?

[susan]

Toilet Love.

ETA: I had forgotten about the existence of “Detachable Penis” Thanks?

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

The Star Spangled Banner.

Especially if you’re military.

[RealityChuck]

@burpo_the_wonder_mutt

The Star Spangled Banner.

Especially if you’re military.

Wouldn’t that just make you stand up straight?

Doesn’t seem to be a problem if you’re male.

[penultima_thule]

On the other hand, were you a registered Democrat, Hail to the Chief might be a bit deflating.

[Morgenstern]

Another one bites the dust.
Queen.

[Iggy]

I wish I could say it was a hypothetical.

I wish I could say this wasn’t the very song that my CD player shuffled to during an intimate moment.

I wish I could say that the intimate moment in question wasn’t the first intimate moment with my college girlfriend.

I cannot. It was.

Lovely Ladies from Les Misérables

[JKellyMap]

Frank Zappa, What’s the Ugliest Part of your Body?

[panache45]

Ride of the Valkyries.

[JKellyMap]

Lynyrd Skynrd, That Smell

[JKellyMap]

Rosalie Sorrels [RIP], Baby Rocking Medley (note it’s about how taking care of a baby is NOT so much fun)