“I Spent My Last $10 on Birth Control and Beer.”
This actually happened: Rod Stewart’s “Every Picture Tells a Story” album was playing and “Amazing Grace” came on.
Coloooorss!!
apropos of nothing, when I saw the thread title all I could think of was the scene in The Naked Gun 2-1/2 where Frank and Jane are having a quiet drink in an upscale bar. She says to the pianist “play our song. Just one more time.” Which he proceeds to loudly play:
“DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! WHICH OLD WITCH? THE WICKED WITCH!”
If a guy gets up and salutes, she’s gonna smack him one. 
“Teddy Bear” by Red Sovine would be kind of a buzzkill.
Findem Fuckem and Flee
First thing that came to mind was “I loved her first” about father daughter relationship.
How about TV shows? Was getting it on with an old girlfriend back in the day when MAS*H came on the telly. Got smacked properly when I guffawed at one of the jokes.
I Can’t Get no Satisfaction.
The Devo version.
There’s a joke in the film Same Time Next Year about the song “If I Knew You Were Coming, I’d’ve Baked a Cake” playing on the radio at an inopportune moment.
They’re Coming to Take me Away, Ha-Haa! by Napoleon XIV
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=They’re+coming+to+take+me+away&view=detail&mid=4155A7D2ADAD2CE2140E4155A7D2ADAD2CE2140E&FORM=VIRE
“A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying”
Lyrics here, if you dare.
Great minds :dubious: think alike.
I’m not sure what encounter could survive Tic & Toc’s “Jibba Jab”.
“Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?” - Frank Zappa
“OPP” - Naughty by Nature
“Love the one you’re with” - Steven Stills
The ex and I discussed using that one for home childbirth.
Not the worst, but I go to fests with outdoor tent camping, which is why I keep Diana Washington at the ready.
If a pickup from the local bar: Kenny Rogers. Lucille.