Songs You Could Not Have Sex to Without Cracking Up

The Monster Mash.

Any song which is so ridiculously obviously about sex that it’s campy. Think Prince, “Darling Nikki.” I don’t think I could make it through that one without at least one halfheartedly goofy attempt to role-play Prince. (Or, say, “Paradise by the Dashboard Light,” or anything from Rocky Horror.)

Muskrat love

“Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep” :smiley:

(It’s an AC/DC parody, dunno who recorded it, though.)

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The “Barney” song?

That song by Sir Mix-a-lot:

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other fella’s can’t deny…

I’d have a tough time keeping a straight face if Clarence Carter’s Strokin’ was playing.

“Baby’s Got Back.” I once had the joy of explaining that video to a bunch of fresh-off-the-boat Russians…they were very amused!

Iron Man

2 Live Crew’s “Me so horny.”

Worse still, the Dead Alewives version of “Iron Man”!

See-there’s another one!

Ending a sentence with a prepostion is something up with which I will not put.
So…once I was having sex at, like, 5:59 AM. And at the six in the morning the college station we were listening to switched abruptly to …klezmer music!

Given that we both cracked up, I guess that qualifies.

Monty Python’s ‘Sit on my Face’. Or ‘Every Sperm is Sacred’.

Afternoon Delight by the Starland Vocal Band.

How about “That Smell” by Lynyrd Skynyrd? “Ooooh that smell, can’t you smell that smell…”

Back in HS, I was groping around on the couch with my then-girlfriend with Extreme’s “Pornograffiti” album on the stereo. (“More Than Words” had seemed appropriate enough.) We eventually stopped really listening to the album, until it got to a track that just went something like, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!” etc. (I don’t remember the album well enough to say exactly what it was, but it was something like that.)

We both stopped, looked at each other, and cracked up. “I’m getting these ideas in my head, and I don’t know why,” she said.

Dr. J

I once found out that the White Album is a poor choice. It’s not bad until Why Don’t We Do It In The Road.

Let’s Talk Dirty To The Animals

“Rubber Ducky” as sung by Ernie of Sesame Street.

“The Electric Slide”

“The Humpty Dance” by Digital Underground (Let’s get stupid!)

“Ice, Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice

Mickey Mouse Theme song as sung by the old-school Mouseketeers

What was the one that went “Boom boom boom Let’s go back to my room…”?

“Tip-toe through the Tulips” by Tiny Tim

“Hangin’ Tough” by NKOTB (ow. That one hurts)

My wife is looking over my shoulder cracking up now…and coming up with all of these. Tonight should be…interesting. :smack: :smiley: