My first impression was, “sloppy execution of the ad.” But, since I’m an art director myself at a company where unfortunately everything is done by committee, I started to imagine the following scenario:
(scene: Meeting room with top execs and the marketing department people in attendance. Designers and art directors are absent.)
Exec James: We need a new ad campaign, something that emphasizes the enhanced speed of our product.
Marketing dept monkey (MDM): OK, let’s brainstorm a bit…let’s see, what’s fast…? Bullets? No, too violent…Trains? No, too many instances of late departures and such. Aircraft? Well, not unless we use military jets and that’s too violent again…cheetahs or gazelles or rabbits? Maybe that would work…
Exec James: We want a HUMAN element. Jenkins, tell them about the article you read.
Exec Jenkins: People relate better to human people. I read it.
MDM: OK…uh…athletes? Maybe sprinters?
Exec James: Hmmmm…better. Show me a comp in an hour.
MDM: AN HOU-I mean, sure. No problem. What’s our budget on this one?
Exec James: $1000, not counting buying the ad space.
MDM: gulp
(Scene: Art department. The marketing department monkey is talking to a designer.)
MDM: We need a new ad campaign to show off how fast our hardware is. Put sprinters in an office environment and we’ll take care of the copy.
Design Monkey: OK, is there any other direction for this?
MDM: You’re the creative one! Work your magic!
Design Monkey: OK, so I’ll need to set up a photo shoot…wait, what the budget on this one?
MDM: (knowing that if he comes in under budget he will look good) Um…$700.
Design Monkey: (pisses self) and HOW soon do you need this?
MDM: (knowing that if he’s early he will look good) 45 minutes.
Design Monkey: (has dry heaves) OH MY GAWD
(montage of Design Monkey searching Veer, Getty Images, Jupiter Images, etc. in an attempt to find images of a sprinter that will work. She picks an image of a black sprinter in the starting block. At the same time she begs her co-worker to pose for a quick photo of himself standing in the middle of a row of cubicles looking “confident”. He agrees. Fifteen minutes later MDM returns frantically asking about the comp.)
Design Monkey: It’s printing now!
MDM: You stayed within budget, right?
Design Monkey: I took one photo myself and the other photo will be well under the budget limit.
MDM: Excellent.
(Scene: meeting room with same occupants as before. MDM has the comp mounted on foam core and on an easel.)
Exec James: There aren’t enough athletes. We want to encourage people to buy LOTS of our product. Fill up every one of those open spaces with sprinters.
MDM: No problem! How soon do you want to see a revised comp?
Exec James: An hour. We want to get this campaign launched in the next issue so we need to get the files to press by the end of the day.
MDM: (pisses self) No problem!
(scene: Art department. MDM has explained the latest requested design change.)
Design Monkey: But if I get images of sprinters for EACH space I’ll be over budget…AND it may take a while longer to find images that will work with the lighting and pose and angle…!
MDM: You have Photoshop, right? Just duplicate the sprinter and put him in each open space. Don’t worry, it’s just a comp, we can show them the concept and they’ll expand the budget to enable you to buy more photos or set up a photo shoot.
Design Monkey: Well…OK.