Do you have what it takes to be a minimum wage burger slave?

A new flash game lets you hone your fast food skills.

http://pepsi.com/pepsi_cafe/cafe/serveitup/

I’d post my high score, but I’m too depressed by the socioeconomic implications of this, plus I see this as my next job during the next recession.

$370

I think I suck.

$1129.

While sitting around our law school waiting for class to start my friends and I would read the ads in the back of the CityPaper, our local alternative weekly. We liked the “Adult Services” ads, sure, but the best were those looking for “Adult Employment.” I remarked once that I was glad I was getting a law degree because according to these want-ads, you need two years of college to e a hooker.

–Cliffy

$1,350.

I am shamed.

$1,502…wow…maybe I’m destined to work at Mickey D’s later in life :stuck_out_tongue:

But, hey, if I can make $1,502 in tips, that wouldn’t be so bad!!

1,659. I’m so proud! (I think)

Since when do fast food workers get tips? :dubious:

Who are these disgusting people?

“Yeah, I’ll have five orders of fries, seven pepsis, and a hundred chili dogs”

:eek: I got $1001, though I balme the game, cause you ca’nt always tell how many items are on the tray, and a couple times since it didn’t look like it was there, I put another one of the tray.

$1,388. Levels 1-4 are cake…no lost customers. Level 5 is just sick. My first three level 5 customers were the ones I lost. Fricking chef.

Hahahaha…I did better than you…nananananana…I’m so much better at…heyyy…waitaminute! I’m bragging about being a better Fast Food server? :dubious: Somethin’ just ain’t right about that!

:stuck_out_tongue:

$1157.
And 3 pissed off customers.

Wait! Can you spit in their burgers? I wanna spit in their burgers! :smiley:

I gave the one customer guy about 20 hamburgers and 20 drinks…and he got mad!!

Why the @#@%^ does everybody want a Pepsi?? I wanted to say “NO COKE - PEPSI!”.

cheeboogy cheeboogy cheeboogy cheeboogy!

$853…I think I need a new line of work…

Course, they weren’t very practical…the first thing you learn in customer service is to never make unnecessary trips…who takes one thing to a tray at a time?

Also, who eats 7 chili dogs, but only has one soda? That’s some serious indegestion…

Woo! I’m the newest Employee of the Month!

slvrfire, MN ($2,051)

I’ve never worked in fast food or, really, any food service setting.

Bah! only 1554, and I’ve worked at McDonald’s for >3.5 years.

Nothing like the real thing, especially because there are no slow rookies in your way to trip you up :stuck_out_tongue:

D’oh! I lost about ten times in a row on level 5 before I realized you didn’t have to take the one closest to the edge. Didn’t know you could grab the food from anywhere. I thought all that stuff I needed was blocked in. :smack:
Thanks, kitten!

$1,040.

$394

and I used to work in Burger King