Do YOU know what happened on Alias?!

The BBQ Pit
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Because I sure as fuck don’t!

I want to give a special thanks to all the cocksucking ass bitches who managed to start a god damned fire in their dorm room in my building 45 minutes into the super special changes everything sexy lingerie episode of Alias that I was dying to see!

But don’t worry, my ball licking friends, I’m sure it’s not as if EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING HAPPENED WHILE I WAS STANDING OUTSIDE IN SINGLE DIGIT TEMPERATURES hoping, no, praying that I would be let in to catch but a glimpse of the finale of the show that I actually sat through some of the Superbowl Post-Game Show to watch.

Yes, that’s right. I had Bon. Fucking. Jovi. On my television screen while waiting for this. You know what he was singing? “It’s My Life.” The worst song ever conceived by man. I sat through that shit factory of a song, 800 commercials for the Jimmy Kimmel show, and a fucking Penn and Teller magic trick so I could catch this show from beginning to end.

But it was not to be, good sirs!!! No, instead I was destine to miss the senses-shattering action thanks to GODDAMNEDFIREMYMOSTHATEDOFALLTHEELEMENTSAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGG.

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TiVo is your friend.

Esprix

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i like Bon Jovi

i like the Tin Man

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It was a really good episode, too. Jennifer Garner was hot.

I asked my boyfriend on the phone tonight if we had the chance, would he go for a threesome with her. Did I even need to ask?

Ava

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Would you seriously like to know? Here’s the short version:

The Alliance was raided thanks to intel Syd collected from a secret server on an airplane, Jack was tortured by Sloane’s replacement, who was killed by Syd during the raid. The episode ended with Sloane standing on a beach having a phone conversation with Sark, and the revelation that a Francie clone has killed the original. Oh, and Syd and Vaughn kissed.

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You know, I don’t think he cared as much about what happened, as how it happened, i.e. what she was wearing whenever she did whatever it was she did. Or not weaing, as the case may be.
But I could be wrong.

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West coast - so special episodes after the superbowl never starts after the Superbowl. There’s usually a break for post game, some local news, blah blah blah, and they’ll start the episode on the next full hour.

But not this year.
NO…
this year, I got screwed.

So, I needed to be somewhere at 7, I set the VCR for 8pm (the game didn’t look like it would be over at 7) got home to find that I had maybe the last 15 minutes.
I’m annoyed.

Francie Clone, huh? About time she got a decent storyline

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That episode ROCKED. Best. Episode. Ever.