I was in Walgreens today and a grandmother and her grandson (I’d say like 13 or 14) were there.
The conversation went something like this:
I’m sorry but it cracked me up. I know what powders are, and I can imagine what the grandson thought when he’d see grandma opening the package of powder.
So my questions is do you know what “powders” would mean, at least to an older person?
Marge: Maggie! We’ve got a surprise for you.
[brings in the cake. Everyone takes photos of her, and
Maggie gets frightened by the flashbulbs, candle flame, and
darkened room. She whimpers]
Abe: Ooh! Put some Lister’s Carbolic Unguent on a wad of cotton,
and stick it in her ear! That’ll stop them shakes.
Jackie: No, no. What she needs is a balsam specific.
Abe: Balsam specific?! Oof! While we’re burning money, why
don’t we give her a curative galvanic belt too.
Bart: [raspy] Don’t forget to give her Smeckler’s Powder.
Abe+Jackie: Don’t make fun!
– “Lady Bouvier’s Lover”
I know that’s what they are, and that Goody’s is the most popular brand, but not how you take them. Put them in a drink? Pour them on your tongue? Og, I hope it’s the former…