“Didn’t you see the stop sign?”
“Oh, yes I did, really officer, I was paying attention, and your speed gun should have told you I wasn’t speeding, but I just couldn’t stop in time”
“Well, if those things are all true, you must be driving with faulty brakes and tires. Here’s a citation for those.”
This came up in a driving course I took. You get cited for driving a faulty vehicle. How can a cop possibly have analyzed your vehicle, when the repair shop takes half a day to run diagnostics?
About five people chimed in at once, “Because you told the cop your vehicle is faulty.”
“Aw man, this damn car, officer, I am completely attentive to all road situations, never distracted by the radio, or my cell phone or my mood, I never speed, and yes, I had a beer an hour … uh … 3 hrs ago and I didn’t finish it even. It can’t be me. The car is conspiring against me. All these chips they put in. The CIA must have tapped into them. Conspiracy!”
When we were teenagers, my friends got out of missed stop signs with a “Sorry officer, must have hydroplaned.” Well, maybe that works, if its raining or snowing. Then again …
“Well, your tires look OK. But I have a depth gauge right here … oh, you’re right, they are bald. Here’s your citation. And thank you for your co-operation.”
That never happened, but it could have.