So I’ve been pondering this lately and lo and behold, I got to try it out tonight (but I came out on the wrong end of things).
I foolishly made an illegal U turn on a street that previously allowed it. It’s 100% my fault–we were in a hurry to get home, we came out on a goofy side-street that spit us out the wrong way from where we were trying to go, so I went to turn into a hotel parking lot to turn around when I realized there was no oncoming traffic and no possibility of danger. I also noticed the hotel parking lot didn’t have an easy out so I’d have to go around to exit, so in the split second I just decided “eh screw it.” There were distant headlights, what are the odds it’s a cop?
100%, apparently. He hauled ass to come nail me.
As I was waiting for him to approach, I asked “do I feign ignorance or fall on the sword and hope for mercy?”
Then he asked: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”
I said: “Probably for the U-turn.”
‘yep.’
I said “ok but we were coming up the artery street points and we are trying to get on the highway over here points–it spits you out going the total opposite direction–what’s the correct way to navigate all this?”
He kind of breathed in like he was thinking it over then said (with a sympathetic tone): “well…the *CORRECT *way…? Hmm. I guess you’d have to travel a mile down to the next light, turn left, and go all the way around the entire city block until you came back to the right street.”
“Oh, really…” I muttered.
“Yeah, I guess they finally put that ‘no U-Turn’ sign up after a few accidents” (acknowledging it’s new).
After checking my info and going back to his car, he came back with a citation.
This is the thing that makes me curious:
He said “So since you admitted to the moving violation when I asked you, I wrote you a ticket.”
I have a squeaky clean record (to my recollection this is my first moving violation in at least 20 years) and I thought my honesty would be valued. But, nope! If anything, I admitted guilt to make his job easier.
So when they ask if you know why they pulled you over, do you just play dumb? Is the answer always “no?”