It depends on what I’ve been eating.
As I said in another forum, the Queen of England has never been heard to fart, well not in public anyway.
Another thing: Aleister Crowley who was a satanist used to spend hours just kneeling over a toilet bowl inhaling the ahem fumes…his or anyone elses, he wasn’t a picky man.
Or how about the story I heard: the Queen and the Saudi Crown Prince were travelling up the Mall in a royal carriage a few years ago, when one of the horses farted. Embarrassed, the Queen said “I’m terribly sorry.”
“That’s all right,” replied the Prince. “To be honest, I thought it was one of the horses.”
Yea, I’d have to say that “enjoy” isn’t really the goal for me. However, I do waffed it up so that I can see what the deal is.
Just curious I suppose.
I guess there’s a learning curve going on here. You want to get to know what the fart is going to smell like by monitoring how it’s coming out, the build up and what you’ve recently eaten. All so that, in public, you can be sure if that particular one could be let loose with little or no ramifications.
laughs
Well I don’t enjoy mine or my dog’s. The latter can give a SBD that can clear the whole block…
karomon, Uvula Donor, Captain Blunty thankx for the laughs 
Wow, the thread got this far without a single “Austin Powers” reference. Somehow, I expected the first response to be along the lines of, “Everyone enjoys their own brand, don’t they?”
I was thinking more along the lines of ahem body parts or their related secretions, since in my experience people don’t feel the need to use euphemisms for farting.
I think everyone must cup o’ fart every once in awhile just to make sure their gas hasn’t gone too funky on them. If there’s a possibility I might rip in public I want to make sure beforehand that I’m not going to make anyone scream or faint.
I’m surprised it took lieu this long to respond.
I actually kinda’ like mine but the thought of breathing air that was so recently up someone elses anus makes me want to ralph.
Only after they’ve been mixed with clean air.
Once I had to fart in the bath, so I did it through the water into the cap from a can of unscented shaving cream and covered it with my hand until I got it to my nose. Pure fart is NOT GOOD.
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You must’ve been really really bored. Or really really drunk. Or both.
My friend feels much better now. Thank you all for encouraging him in his endeavors.
This is disturbing. I hope your friend does not try marketing a new eau de toilette.
If God had intended for us to enjoy our farts, He would have put our nose and our ass on the same side of our body.
Robin
Therefore, the Almighty designed us to enjoy other people’s farts.
Thanks for clearing that up Robin