I remember a professor of mine talking about the drills he had in elementary school-- all the little kids would crawl under their desks. Thinking about that always makes me sad.
This, however, cracks me up:
The other fun thing is when I make my daughter invisible:
“Daddy, do you want to play toys with me?”
I look over at my wife. “Honey, did you hear something?”
Wife says “I didn’t hear anything.”
“Oh,” I’ll say. “It must have been a bug.”
“I’m not a bug!” says daughter. “I’m a want to play toys with you!”
Speaking of tactical errors…If I hid in the laundry room behind the door, WeePundit would choose that as her hiding spot the very next round. If I hid under the coffee table, there WeePundit would be next round.
After the first time (where admittedly it was the last place I looked) I must say it really sucked as a strategy.