I’m always there. Even when I watch porn, I’m usually imagining that I’m the guy doing it to her, or fantasizing about what she would be like with me.
It’s always me, and one of the women I know that I’d like to have as a participant, willing but willing to let me be in control. Sometimes there is an anonymous man (or men) involved as well.
I’m a very special effect.
In fact, I’m often inserted digitally in post production.
This.
Re signing autographs: I’m the audience too, and I can get my autograph from me anytime.
The ladies are the stars. I’m just the stage.
Aw, Hell! I don’t even star in my sexual realities!

Michelle Pfeiffer is the star. I consider myself damn lucky to have second billing.
I’m pretty much always the center of my fantasies, yes. I imagine things being done to me or me doing things to others, but I’m always there.