The TL;DR is strong with this one.
He seems to have two speeds: He’s either expressing simple thoughts in a hugely obfuscatory manner, or he’s just spouting complete idiocy in a relatively straightforwards way. His “Questionaire for a Doctor” is mercifully straightforwards, so it’s, of necessity, completely idiotic:
I had a violent indigestion issue several years ago,
writhing in pain and vomiting for several hours.
If I had come to you, would you have asked what I ate? Yes No
Fucking hell, can you imagine the kind of sap-headed sub-moronic louse of an MD who wouldn’t ask that? The doc would have to be propped up to keep from falling on his own ass.
Do you have a theory of the cause and prevention of
appendicitus? Yes No
No. Really. That’s in there. The only question is whether the author is willing to accept the real explanation or is going to demand the doctor read his mind and come up with whatever pixie-dust-and-bullshit mechanism he’s come up with.
Is AIDS a contagious disease caused by a virus? Yes No
And here we go into la-la land. My guess: The author’s only going to be satisfied with a no answer here, because no is the stupid answer to this question. There’s also a pre-existing movement surrounding a no answer, called AIDS Denialism, and woo-woos like him flock to multiple movements at once like flies seek out multiple piles of shit.
Have you spent a year or more of your life living
entirely on raw food? Yes No
Woo-woo! Woo-woo! The moron train’s a-comin’ through!
And, the pinnacle of idiocy, the List Of Bullshit:
Have you included and had success with any of the
following medicines:
DMSO Yes No
Sodium Chlorine Dioxide Yes No
Spagyric medicine Yes No
Grapefruit seed extract Yes No
Green smoothies Yes No
Liver flush using epsom salt, grapefruit & oil Yes No
DMSO is dimethyl sulfoxide; it’s real, but only as something that penetrates the skin rapidly and leaves a garlic taste in the mouth. It has, however, been promoted as a cancer cure by people who profit from the false hope of others.
Sodium Chlorine Dioxide is obscure enough I can’t even find good woo about it.
Spagyric medicine is the bastard offspring of herbalism and alchemy. Yes, literally alchemy.
Grapefruit seed extract is touted as an antimicrobal and antifungal, neither of which it is. It’s mainly nonsense.
Green smoothies are … green. (Not nearly as fun as Aldebaran whiskey, though.)
Liver flushes are worthless ‘detox’ crap promoted by people who have no idea what a ‘toxin’ really is.