I still colour with my crayons,
and I take my stuffed kitties
to bed with me, there is no law
against it so why can’t I do it?
I like to play outside in the rain,
pick my boogers and flick them,
play in the sand, jump in my leafpile,
slosh in the puddles, and watch my
FAVOURITE show, Rugrats on Nickelodeon.
I don’t see why I should have to give
up any of these things, yes I do
my growed up necesseties and chores
but when they are all DONE, I go and
play and do whatever makes me happy
so long as I don’t hurt anyone else.
I wear my Pooh and Tigger shirts
and overalls, and my Chuckie Rugrats
shirt, I don’t get why I should not
do these things, I am not breaking
any laws or hurting anyone,
and it makes me happy, so I
will do it, I am not worried
if someone laughs, I think its
funny that they don’t know what
real fun is, and then they have
the stupidness to ask me why I am
laughing 
I like to make my budds laugh anyway,
I do a long loud rude burp and
laugh my butt off, they laugh their
butts off and say ‘do it again!!’
I do voice impersonations of
a few celebrities, Beavis and Butthead,
Bert and Ernie, Eddie Murphy,
Cookie Monster, Robin Leach,
& a few more.
I don’t find that going out to
pubs and such is very interesting
to me at all, sports on telly
(football, yecch!) and beer
do not interest me at all,
I will leave the baseball and
basketball watching to my dad,
nothing against him, if he likes it,
let him watch it, at least he does not
force it in my ear.
I’m single and plan to stay that
way, relationships are just trouble,
nothing but those who are mean to you
and don’t understand you, just want to
complain at you all the time, make you
sad with their problems, “bring you down
and be uncool and heavy” as my old hippie
cousin would say.
So the ‘adult things’ are just chores
that have to be done like bills and
chequebooks and stuff, and when all
the work is done, and done right,
it’s time for fun, my style,
apple juice and/or soda, not beer,
Rugrats, Veggie Tales, PB&J Otter,
not football or the news, if something
is that important, dad or a frend will
call me.
So I’m off to play with kitty now,
bye. >^…^<