If so, you’re an asshole.
DISCLAIMER
I suppose somewhere out there in this big wide crazy world there is a salesperson who sets all of his or her own prices. If you come across that person, go ahead and yell at him for selling such expensive things.
HOWEVER, if you are in a retail establishment, especially a larger chain retail store, the person with whom you are speaking has absolutely FUCK ALL to do with the prices of the items in the store. This holds true even if the price is for a service rather than a concrete good.
SPECIFIC ANECDOTE
I’ve been working at copy shops for going on three years now. I’ve worked at three different locations (I’ve moved a couple times) for two different companies in two different states on different sides of the country. At each of those locations the price for a color copy has been around one dollar per page. Apparently this is the standard price. I do think it’s a little bit high, and it would be outrageous if it were of poor quality or if you’re only looking for spot color, but these are very nice digital laser machines that give photo-quality full-color output. Still, because of the reactions people tend to have to the price, I make sure to give full disclosure by giving them a price quote when they order color copies. That way nobody gets pissed off when I hand them their completed job and ask for a full week’s pay in one fell blow.
At least once a week somebody gets really, really, royally pissed off at me because of the price. I’ve been called a pricegouger, I’ve been told that this is “FUCKING RIDICULOUS! I SHOULD JUST BUY A NEW FUCKING INK CARTRIDGE AND DO IT AT MY HOUSE! FUCK YOU!” … people get really, really pissed. And they snap at me, or sometimes even raise their voice and cuss at me, as if it’s my fault personally that the Powers That Be in the corporate office have declared that we shall charge one dollar per copy.
If they get pissed, I’ll say “I’m sorry,” and if they are nice about it I’ll say “I’m sorry, I can totally sympathise with that; if you do decide to print them at home, we’re having a sale on X printer cartridge this week,” but that’s all I can do.
Sometimes that’s not good enough, and they’ll either continue yelling or just stand there and stare at me. I don’t know what they expect me to do about it. I don’t have the authority to sell them color copies for less than what the register rings them up as. Yes, we have quantity discounts, but no I can’t apply them unless it’s actually a quantity order. If you ask to speak with my manager, I will call her over without saying a word of argument to you, and more power to you. That is all I can do.
This happens in other places, too. I’ve seen my coworkers get hollered at because we charge $X for some computer part, I’ve been hollered at because ink is so expensive (to which I respond “Yeah, the printer companies like to give away the printers and make their profit off the ink cartridges,” because that is true and it’s somewhat sympathetic), I’ve been in restaurants and heard patrons berating their servers for the price of drinks or appetizers.
A SERIOUS QUESTION
What the fuck do people expect retail peons to do about the prices? WE DO NOT SET THEM. We do not affect pricing in any way, shape or form. What makes them think we do?