There are pictures that say I definately have… but I believe they were enhanced and will deny everything until I die.
I have, but since I got married I just dont have time, or the access to that much cooking oil…
Well, there was this one time, in band camp…
I used too in public. I could gather a crowd like no one and there was always a huge round of applause after.
Then a uptight cop busted me and now I have to do it at private parties. Good money, but no freedom what with all the celebs expecting you to do it their way.
Where is the art? The extravagance? Doing it for the sake of those that cannot or will not do.
Well, I did once…but ever since then, everytime I fart, it never quite smells the same…
You know, sometimes I lay in bed at night and can’t get to sleep because I’m thinking about it. More often I just dream about it. Last month I wrote up a peice for my school newspaper on it, and now all of a sudden people are stuffing cotton balls in my locker.
If we’re talking about what I think we’re talking about, I have no idea what we’re talking about.
But if not, then of course yes!
Not yet, but I’m keeping my hopes up.
Of course, you’re pondeing what I’m pondering aren’t you? Well it just seemed the right thing to do, I mean, it was there.
Kitty
I used to, and still would, but this whole Senate Subcommittee thing. . .
Under the strict secrecy rules of the US Navy, that has been classified; I may neither confirm nor deny that I do, or ever have.
Of course. The chickens aren’t going to do it to themselves…
Then there was the time I did it for Disney
They loved it so much they were going to take out one of the songs in Beauty and the Beast and have me digitized doing it to a sweeping score. Then Michael, a firm believer in not doing it and when doing it only with his mother in private, found out and cut it out. Replaced it with that hohum drival about antlers.
I still get calls from the animators saying that would have made it Oscar winning. They show it every year at the Christmas party of my screen test soing it. I hear it brings tears of joy and subtle hisses at Michael.
Don’t even get me started talking about demonstrating it at the Napster hearings. I hear Lars himself did it exactly as I did at a concert and claims he does it that way everytime.
I’m still looking for the perfect place to do it, if you have any sugestions…
You should do it infront of Jack Batty, when he’s downstairs in his basement naked, rubbing his hands together.
Oddly enough, I only enjoy watching somebody else do it.
Well, yes, but the whole part with the eel makes things jus so slippery…
Do I ever!
I love to do it. I do it every chance I get. I love how it feels. It makes me feel… sooo naughty.
All the time. In fact, I think everyone should. How else will you develop good problem-solving skills?
– Zilch