No cheating or snarky comments like “I’ve taken showers in the buff” – this thread is for things you’ve done while nude that you don’t usually do while nude. Explanations aren’t neccesary but if they’re amusing you’re encouraged to post them.
Just to be fair, I’ll start. I have…
…played the piano stark nekkid. Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy”, if you must know.
Your turn.
.:Nichol:.
I tend to vacuum in my underwear, since one warms up quickly while running the vacuum. So it’s not unusual for me to vacuum in the altogether.
I write plays naked. I swear, it helps my creativity.
I LOVE walking around the house naked. There is nothing like naked cooking.
Unfortunately, living with my parents has cut down on that drastically.
Ava
I have talked to clients on the phone while naked. (I work at home, you pervs.) And probably to my mother too.
Insert obligatory bacon reference here…
Well, you should find your own place and quit cramping their style!
Don’t I wish. Want to contribute to the “Get Ava Her Own Place” fund?
Ava
Ok, so this one day I come home from work. And somedays, the minute I get home from work seems like an excellent time to not be wearing clothes anymore. And it was a beautiful spring day, so I decided to open the back door, crack its screen door, and let the cats out to frolic in the green grass. So, there I am, naked and loving it, and the cats chase a squirrel into the house. I’m trying to act fast, because I don’t want the death of a squirrel to happen somewhere inside my house. I can’t seem to chase the squirrel out, but at one point he gets hidden under some furniture. So, at that point, I gather up the cats, all three of them, and hurl them out the back door and shut them out. That way, there will be no squirrel death. But now I’m stuck with a squirrel in my house. So I think I’ll shoo him out. I start chasing the squirrel around the house. At one point the squirrel comes very close to running over my feet, which completely freaks me out so I run into the bathroom, stand on the toilet, and while standing on the toilet, lean over to shut the bathroom door. I’m still naked. At some point, I managed to pick up the cordless phone. So, I call my brother and ask him to come over, but that I’m in the bathroom, and he can’t open the door. God bless my brother. He came over, got the squirrel out, let the cats back in, and knocked on the door and told me when it was all over. Giving him enough time to get out of the house, I then came out, cursed the cats, and put my clothes back on.
I’m much more careful about lolling around in the altogether now.
Bwahaha! That was hilarious, 100watts! Sounds exacltly like something I’d end up doing! ::g::
I played chess once au naturael, but I don’t remember if I won or not 
The metal drainpipe on the pond on the farm I used to live on broke off one winter.
I had to muck about in the slick smelly grey pond bottom digging, sinking and cementing in a new pipe. Rather than ruin some clothes, I just did it nekkid.
Once, in the dead of night, I climbed a big mulberry tree in my backyard, when I was as naked as a needle.
I painted my front porch wearing only my shoes.
I often lift weights (on my back porch) wearing nothing at all.
I’ve gone streaking, but that doesn’t really count as something ‘odd’ to do while nude–it’s the obligatory condition. Streaking with your clothes on. . . Now THAT would be odd.
Walked to the mailbox to check my mail.
Did I mention I lived in a trailer park then and the mail boxes were about 1/4 mile down the road by the highway?
I jumped over a large bonfire.
Hmm frying hamburgers whilst nekkid isnt one of the brighter things I have done, neither is lounging out on the couch watching cartoons naked when my dad decided to come home early. It was a sprint of Olympic gold speed that got me to the safetly of my room. since then, I always keep a pair of shorts around.
A couple of things…the last one is my favorite.
When I’m in my dorm room alone, I usually forgo clothes. So I often have to make a lot of excuses when people knock on my door, cuz I can’t exactly answer it. I wonder when was the last time I wrote a paper while clothed.
Swimming is one of my favorites. The best swimsuit I ever got was on my Birthday.
I’ve often hiked naked (save for boots & hat, of course) if I’m in an area where it is unlikely that I will run across families, church outings, and the like. A by-product of this is camping au naturel.
When my roomates are to be gone for a known period of time, I’ll skip on the whole getting dressed process.
I’ve driven my car in skin.
Some one-timers: 4-bying, dirt-biking, and felling trees.
What! Are you suggesting that a doper might ever be unclothed?
Heaven forfend.
I bathe with a sack over my head to avoid offending myself.
As we speak, I am naked, ad slithgtyl drunk, err slightly drunk that is. I would guess that this state I am in is the modus operandi of most dopers.
Being drunk whilst listinging to Lords of Acid cranked up in your headphones is very interesting, the bass makes you see things, maybe I chould turn it down, or lay off the scotch.
No you cannot have any, its all mine. (my nakedness, and my scotch.)
Wow, I sure did miss the SDMB, a year of abstinence will make anyone go crazy. BOOO!I post on message boards while naked.