Oh, shush. If you had a penis yourself, you’d understand perfectly.
::sighs:: Someday… someday soon…
No, the Pravda folks are trippin’. The procedure described is entirely imaginary:
Much tidier-sounding. Hey, I’ve got some “physical solution” in the fridge… Now, where’s my pocket-knife?
This guy was trying to steal my wallet, so I kicked him in the crelbow.
Now he’s got four bones in his arm instead of three like the rest of us.
DDG:
Oh.
My.
God.
I’m gonna go hurl, then send it to my closest friends.
Jesus.
While the Sun is hardly a bastion of journalistic integrity I think it is a bit unfair to compare it to the National Enquirer.
This reminds me of that guy that had his forearm severed and he received a reattached limb donated from a corpse.
What if it had been female, wake up and you’ve got some chick’s right arm? I guess he’d never have to worry about a date again.
…That’s handy
Did they bring over some bone too or is it the first penis without a radius?
Ok, the website for “The first sex reassignment surgery (SRS) performed officially in Japan” is officially disgusting. I never want to see that again. I understand about the free barf bags…my nuts hurt just looking at that. Ouch. Ewwwwww. Yuck. Disgusting. And so forth. Sucks to be that guy too, because after he became a she, her neovagina shrunk to roughly the volume of two C-cell batteries stacked one on top of the other. I repeat, OU-FRIGGIN’-CH!
this reminds me of that recent news article about the guy who burned his eyelids off when he got drunk and drifted too close to his campfire. the doctors who operated on him used his foreskin to reconstruct new eyelids for him.
the procedure was successful, but afterward he was a little cock-eyed.
