Like everyone I am sure I get a lot of junk mail through my e-mail (SPAM is a meat product only.) and I get a lot of ads to make my penis bigger.
I don’t want this done to me, but how would it happen. If a man 9like myself feels below his testicles he feels a hose which is more or less the penis inside the body. Is there an instrument to pull more penis out (I don’t think so). I would be interested.
And, lets say that you have a penis of a healthy donkey, and you are married to someone who loves you but can’t take all that. Is there anyway to decrease the penis size?
I’m guessing that any product sold through spam is probably not the most reliable. Would you really trust a complete stranger about something that important?
There are operations that involve implanting fat into the penis that are available (for several thousand dollars, and you’d need to convince a doctor to do it). Unfortunately these can go horribly wrong; there was a story in the paper recently about two men who had it done badly and actually lost an inch. And then there’s that whole “penis turning black” thing (and not in a good way, if you know what I mean).
I’ve also heard of operations which involve severing some of the supporting tissue below the penis (which you mention), but this also has possible unpleasant side effects.
And I’m now realizing I watch too much Channel 4 late at night…
There is a procedure that involves cutting supporting ligaments for the penis, which allows some of the internal structure to hang lower, and thus more of it hangs outside the body. It’s good for an inch or so. You get a dick that appears longer (at least when flaccid) and is floppier.
I think if I were the donkey, I’d be … furious!
Ps. I like that questions such as this can be asked and even, occasionally, answered. Okay, the guy’s got some weird ideas but … somehow, it’s nice.
Btw Youg, no instruments and no reductions (this side of an unfortunate slip with the kitchen chopper).
I recall seeing a man being interviewed about his penis enlargement surgery. Basically the doctors cut him open and pulled out about and inch of skin that normals stays inside the body. So this guy had it done and now in order to keep the skin out he has to wear a 20lbs weight on his penis for a few hours a day. He brought the weight along and it basically had a condom like thing that clasped on. Then there was a cable leading down and at the bottom a big square weight.
People are weird.
Am reminded of the young fellow engaged to be married. He and his betrothed were both virgins, and he was worried that his unusually small tool would not satisfy her, so he consulted many physicians on how to increase the length and girth of his manhood. None could help him, until he found a doctor from the Congo who said he could do a radical surgery wherein the trunk of a baby elephant was transplanted onto the man’s penis, guaranteeing his bride a lifetime of pleasure.
Some weeks after the surgery, the young man was looking forward to meeting his fiancée’s parents for the first time. At the restaurant, he was witty and charming, and he was certain he had impressed his future in-laws, when suddenly, the elephant trunk snaked up over the edge of the table, nabbed a baked potato, and disappeared from whence it came. The father of the bride look stunned, then slowly said, “Son, I believe I would like to see that again.” The groom-to-be gulped, and with a pained expression, said, “Sir, so would I, but I don’t think there’s room in my ass for another potato.”
I have often seen the junk (was careful not to use “spam”) emails and I never click the links but I have always wondered like I assume most guys do. Is it really possible? well if it involves surgery, I dont think that I’m alone in saying “get that fucking the hell away from me.” That is just not an option. but if there is a pill that would just make it grow…hell, I’ll take an inch or so. I think that I am pretty average but I would’t turn the donkey thing down if it was a re-fillable perscription. I have been tempted to spend thirty or forty bucks to try one(maybe that one endorsed by Ron Jeremy…he’s trustworthy) but not till I get real evidence. Or confirmation from someone else on SDMB
The gods must be shining on me, as I have never received an email regarding penis enlargement.
I am always amazed people ask this question…do you really think that if there was an operation or procedure or secret to making the penis surgically longer that IT WOULDN’T MAKE INTERNATIONAL NEWS?!
The answer is a resounding NO.
You can hang a bowling ball on your pecker for a few hours, you can use a pump, you can pay a quack to inject Crisco…it ain’t gonna work.
Trust me…if there were really a way to do it, Beverly Hills doctors would have found it, be doing it, and Richard Simmons would be wearing tighter shorts.
Well surgery is out. The AUA (American Urological Association) does not consider it a safe nor efficacious.
Cutting the suspensory ligament has some problems invovled with it. Possible impotence, a droopy penis, and even a hairy shaft. (the skin comes from the base of the penis)
Injection of fatty tissues is even more controversial. The body tends to absorb fats, and even if it doesn’t the fat needs blood supply. Fat will thrive in areas in which blood supplies are formed and dies in areas where it doesn’t. This causes a lumpy penis. Scar tissue is a big problem as well. Sometimes the scarring is only visible at very close distances or can only be felt with lips or tongue. Othertimes the disfigurement is horrendous. (do a search for botched surgeries) Sometimes the penis becomes infected and needs to be amputated.
Other forms of penis enlargment have never been shown to work. Don’t believe anything people tell you- most of the time they will say what it takes for them to sell you what they have. How safe and effective it is doesn’t matter to them. Once they have your money they have won.
Most people write lol to say they thought it was funny, I actually LOL to this. I bring to life to share with other people who doesn’t go to a random page & post in the past history of General Questions OR search for penis enlargement on the Straight4.2 Dope.
Seriously though, its hard to catch people joking through text only but feels good when you do. Any word on gaining girth for the penis yet? Secondly, 3mature ejaculation? I feel like I may have broken the rules by bringing an old thread to the first page, forgive me if so…