Extending the penis, how?

I wonder how long a zombie’s penis is? Is it all rotten and gooey? Is there pus oozing out of it, or open sores upon the gland? Do you become a zombie if you suck it?

Could it be jacked into a thread about premature ejaculation? Are there any proven ways of ridding this horrible problem? Are there any known facts as to what causes it?

So, Enzyte won’t make me bigger “where it counts”?

You should beat off a few hours before you engage in intercourse. That way you’ll stay hard longer and you won’t ejaculate prematurely. Well, that’s one possible solution. If that doesn’t work, there are therapeutic techniques that will help you. I’ve heard hypnosis works. Here, look at these green triangles:

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Focus your eyes on them very intensely, and say to yourself “I will not ejaculate prematurely,” while masturbating.

I’m closing this zombie thread. Feel free to start a new one.

Gfactor
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