Do penis enlargement supplements work?

I know TSD answered this question years ago about penis enlargement contraptions, but I’m wondering about those pills that they sell at gas stations and advertise in the back of magazines.

Do they actually work? Do the effects last? Are there any long-term effects, or has this even been investigated? Are they even FDA-approved (this question is probably dumb lol)?

I think the answer to all your questions is: No.

No, they don’t work.

No.

hmph
guess i was hoping to be surprised lol

The only thing that enlarges from use of these contraptions and supplements is the manufacturer’s wallet.

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If they did work, your urologist would be selling them to you.

And he would have to be a podiatrist because everyone would have an extra foot.:smiley:

I snorted. :slight_smile:

I think some of the machines might work because, if I am not mistaken, a urologist prescribes them as a treatment for Peyronie’s disease and they stretch the stuff insid, for lack of a better term.

I was going to try one but they were all to small!!!:eek: lol, just kidding.

Yeah, if/when a pill is invented that gives you a bigger dick, You Will Hear About It.

Yeah, I joked to a friend once that if they ever invented a pill that could enlarge penises, I would invest in wheelbarrows the next day, because men are so foolishly hung up on that issue they would all be carting around pythons.

And it may be a good thing that they don’t work. When it comes to real women in real relationships, there is sometimes such a thing as being too big (varies with individuals, of course). I don’t think anyone particularly enjoys having her innards bruised.

Right. If these pills actually worked, why would the scope of their marketing be limited to gas stations, back pages of magazines, and badly misspelled email spam?

Pills and supplements? No.

According to a urologist friend of mine, it is possible to get results without surgery though. Pretty much the same technique as is used by people to stretch their earlobes with ever larger rings.

Google ‘jelq’ for more information. Though probably not from work… :wink:

ETA: Also. You don’t get spam for it because a: It’s not an ‘instant result’ solution. and b: you can do it without buying anything.

I want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Plastics.

I want to point out that one thing a penis does on a regular basis is “enlarge.” That is what it is designed to do. The damned thing changes size constantly. No, really, I just got out of the pool!

So, if a pill should cause a person to have an erection then it could claim that it enlarges the penis I guess.

I know a woman whose third husband was hung like a horse. She said that his penis was like two beer cans stuck together. Speaking of him once, she said, “Larry had an 11” penis, but I divorced him anyway." :smiley:

Do these things have some sort of short term effect that lets people convince themselves they do work, or is the idea to keep marketing until every potential sucker^h^h^h customer gets ripped off?

Maybe it’s the placebo effect, you are thinking about your penis and all the plundering it’s going to do, your SO is paying more attention to it, so you get a good healthy erection.