If all of you misguided dickless fucks would do a little research and NOT spend the money or click on a link, that would be one less piece of worthless spam in my inbox. Just one moron out of a million needs to try it, and it’s worth their while.
Well, NOW you tell me…
I beg to differ.
When the right person rubs my penis gently with a pill, or some other small object, it will grow to quite astonishing proportions. Do your research, please.
Confidence is a wonderful thing, placebo that it may be…
Granted, but can’t it 3NLAARG3 my PEEN1$?
I’d bet my UN1VER$1TY D1PLOOMA on it.
What about that pill that enlarges breasts? Don’t tell me that’s a scam too!!
I get these spams sometimes. The ones which cause the greatest amusement are the ones which promise that the woman will finally be satisfied if the man’s penis is enlarged. I always want to reply: “Buddy, if your woman is complaining that you’re a lousy lay, it’s not the size of your penis that’s the problem.”
Just another example of our “Take a pill and the problems vanish!” fantasies.
Don’t suppose the vacuum pump works either? 
Well, if you manage to jam a sufficiently large pill into your urethra, it would.
Mind you, I’m not saying there wouldn’t be side effects…
:tear:
When I first got on the internet back in 2000, I visited a few free “porn” sites. The result appears to be a lot of spam in my e-mail suggesting I could get my penis enlarged. Several years ago I changed my ISP and never visited a porn site since and I’ve had not one bit of spam in that regard.
So what are you saying ?
Well, yes, it might, if the pill were too big.
Obviously looking at porn makes your dick smaller.
You’re on the internet, but not visiting porn sites? Dude, that’s illegal! :eek:
I don’t know about pills, but rubbing them with toilet paper should do it. My sister rubs her ass with the stuff all the time, and you should see how much junk she has in that trunk…
I thought it was hereditary 
And if there was a pill that could enlarge your penis, do you think that the company that made it would need to advertise? Guys would be running down the street, with their newly enlarged member flung over their shoulder screaming at the top of their lungs that the stuff worked.
You mean like stealing your dads old playboys? 
I’m taking one. When I went on my current birth control pill prescription, I went up a cup size. That’s not that uncommon.
Any pill that would make you gain weight might also enlarge breasts- they do go up and down in size as you gain or lose weight.
(Why is a gay man asking about breast enlargement, anyway?)