Will my pee-pee get bigger?

For some reason I did not want to use the word penis. It has been covered before, but never got much attention. A co-worker and I were talking today, and the subject of Enzyte came up.

I know there might not be many fact-based studies on it, or most of them are biased. USAToday did a report on it, which said the following:

But according to Quack Watch , it is BS.

Has anyone out there ordered it, or know of ‘someone else’ who did?

Are there are any stats backing up Enzyte as actually working (besides company stats)?

i am so sad to hear that your pee-pee has never gotten much attention.

I MEANT the topic was covered in a previous thread. Nice use of bad-wording to make me wonder about my penis.

It may not make it longer, but you will get a shit eating grin.
:smiley:

But what was it covered in?

Well it’s only fair, you’re making all of us wonder about your penis.

Penn and Teller did several 30 min videos dispelling amny myths about magic, special effects, and penis size. Their conclusion was that the only way to get larger (or smaller) parts is surgery.

Penn & Teller do a great job, its too bad I don’t see more of them on TV around here. I recommend the series to anyone out there with questions like these.

I find chocolate usually produces the results I am after.

First off, penis is not a bad word. Say it…peee-nissss. See? You didn’t erupt into flames.

Second, as long as it’s long enough and hard enough to satisfy your partner, it doesn’t matter how long it is. Save your money and work on your foreplay.

Well said, ivylass.

Perhaps the reason the guy has had 125+ partners is because no one wants a second helping.

This is not worthy of General Questions. Perhaps your pee-pee is, but I’d have to know more about it, and I really, really don’t want to.

Your question is worthy of MPSIMS. That’s where it’s going.

You’re actually looking for people who have ordered the product. That would put you into IMHO, but I wouldn’t foist this one off on them. MPSIMS it is.

samclem General Questions Moderator, who really, really needs more than a mug to do this gig.

I hear there’s a columnist at an alternative paper in Chicago who addresses questions like these, too.

P & T are surgeons? :eek:

Like the other “erection help” pills this might have some benefits.
OTOH Tie a rock to the end of it and it might feel like it is longer.
Second method is to get a hand vacuum pump penis enlarger. It will enlarge it at the possible expense of blowing it up (rupturing it) thus rendering it useless. :wink:

Having, er, seen some pictures of folks into that whole vacuum pump, I’ve gotta say: You don’t want it the sorta big those things’ll make it. Trust me. :stuck_out_tongue:

The Mayo Clinic says you have no cause to worry

Peee-niss AH… AHHHHH…AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

and, sadly, penis ensues.

How about FormerMarineGuy’s penis? Would that work? If you closed your eyes, you wouldn’t have to see it, you could just work by touch and pretend it’s a big clit.

Watch the episode - You can probably rent it from the video store for a few dollars.