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Watch the episode - You can probably rent it from the video store for a few dollars.
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Didn’t they do that Muscrat Love tune?
Honestly, you’re a former Marine (to judge from your user name) and you can’t say penis? :dubious:
[QUOTE=indecisive1]
Didn’t they do that Muscrat Love tune?
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Look up the word, “Troll,” in the dictionary, would you?
[QUOTE=ivylass]
First off, penis is not a bad word. Say it…peee-nissss. See? You didn’t erupt into flames.
Second, as long as it’s long enough and hard enough to satisfy your partner, it doesn’t matter how long it is. Save your money and work on your foreplay.
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I KNOW, I KNOW. What the Hell was wrong with me?
I am satisfied with my penis size, completely. Slightly above average, here.
Then why are you considering buying Enzyte? 
[QUOTE=ivylass]
First off, penis is not a bad word. Say it…peee-nissss. See? You didn’t erupt into flames.
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Normally, the correct response to “Will my pee-pee get bigger?” is “Yes it will, once you hit puberty.”
[QUOTE=Thudlow Boink]
Normally, the correct response to “Will my pee-pee get bigger?” is “Yes it will, once you hit puberty.”
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My thoughts exactly upon reading the thread title.
FMG, you do realize there are several less juvenile slang terms for “penis” than “pee-pee”, don’t you?
[QUOTE=ivylass]
Then why are you considering buying Enzyte? 
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I don’t want Enzyte, I am curious about Enzyte. I use Viagra for the Hell of it, but definitely don’t need it. I
[QUOTE=Lord Il Palazzo]
My thoughts exactly upon reading the thread title.
FMG, you do realize there are several less juvenile slang terms for “penis” than “pee-pee”, don’t you?
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Yes, I know, I was using that term for the hell of it.
Would you prefer:
Wang, dick, schlong, help me out since this thread is going nowhere. Name some more interesting terms.
[QUOTE=FormerMarineGuy]
I don’t want Enzyte, I am curious about Enzyte. I use Viagra for the Hell of it, but definitely don’t need it. I
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So you use a prescription drug with a host of extremely unpleasant possible side effects “for the hell of it?” Um… why?
[QUOTE=DianaG]
So you use a prescription drug with a host of extremely unpleasant possible side effects “for the hell of it?” Um… why?
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Um, for the hell of it. Perhaps the same reason people smoke pot, use X, drink alcohol, and so on. And I have never had a problem with it, but also have used it only three times.
Why not? Life being short and ephemeral and all. 
[QUOTE=kawaiitentaclebeast]
Why not? Life being short and ephemeral and all. 
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Hey! There’s an ad if I ever saw one.
“Life if short, and so’s my pee-pee.”
Works for me.
Apparently, the only methods that actually work are surgical.
[QUOTE=FormerMarineGuy]
Um, for the hell of it. Perhaps the same reason people smoke pot, use X, drink alcohol, and so on. And I have never had a problem with it, but also have used it only three times.
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People do those things for the buzz. Last I checked, there’s no buzz associated with Viagra. The only thing is claims to do is something you claim to have no need for.
It’s the John Holmes competition thing he’s got going.
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo]
It’s the John Holmes competition thing he’s got going.
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No, but…John Holmes
Marine, that’s the second time I have whooshed you over John Holmes. Let’s just agree to a running joke, eh?
[QUOTE=FormerMarineGuy]
Slightly above average, here.
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:dubious:
Based on what I have read here and in the sexual partner count thread…I wonder…
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo]
Marine, that’s the second time I have whooshed you over John Holmes. Let’s just agree to a running joke, eh?
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Agreed, but I say it with a laugh. I have super thick skin (and according to everyone else, thick skin over a very small pee-pee).