"Doctor, I think I've caught. . . PORNOGRAPHY!"

If true, this is most disturbing news.

Jezu, I know a very nice guy with something like 100 gig of fairly hard BDSM porn on his computer, and another 100 gig of downloaded BDSM movies :eek: I would love to have a drive with 100 gig of space…

But if you met him you would adore him, he is funny, and cheerful, and sensitive, and sweet, and has no problem interacting with people, and in general has very vanilla sex. Just every now and then he likes to get a little pain from his girlfriend. His flat is very nicely decorated, nothing particular there that would hint at his occasional predelliction for pain other than one brief case of toys.

“a picture of a woman eating feces out of another woman’s rear end?”

Uh-huh.

You don’t say.

Right.

Y’know something, porn doesn’t just pop up on a screen when you turn on a computer, it really doesn’t. Moreover, I really doubt that the average 12-year-old knows such images exist or can get to them through a library’s filtering software. Shit, I’m 43, I’ve been using the Internet since 1995, and I’ve never found anything of that sort on any porn site I’ve been to.

In short, bullshit.

As far as a 12-year-old looking at pics of men and women fucking, why not? I guarantee you that the 12-year-old’s jacking off already.

It isn’t bullshit. Either you aren’t looking hard enough or you are too smart to look hard enough.

Trust me, gobear, it’s out there. You name it, it’s out there. Of course, I saw it on a Live Journal community dedicated to finding truly bad porn, so I don’t know fi that counts…

But then again, tubgirl ain’t that hard to find…

Please, for the love of God, no links…

It’s religion; it’s not supposed to make sense.

I find it’s easiest to assume that anything is erotic to somebody, and a porn version of it exists somewhere on the internet.

I mean, just today I was introduced to men-being-kicked-forcibly-in-the-crotch erotica… >_< And even after seeing it for myself, I still couldn’t believe it. Compared to that, eating poo out of someone’s butt is rather predictable…

And you haven’t introduced me to her because… :wink:

Well, they can’t keep kiddy porn from circulating on the net, so I can’t see how they think that they can keep all porn from circulating on the net. (Though, frankly if they can block anorexic/bulemic porn and kiddy porn from circulating, I’ll not complain.)

Here’s the thing, though. I’m reasonably web-savvy, and I researched a lot of companies on the internet 5 years ago when I was a Y2K expert. Yes, Google brought up some search results which clearly had nothing to do with the equipment at the plant I was working at, and there was no way I would click on them at work, but I’ve actually seen hardly any porn on the internet. I know the stories. My own father was looking for an electronic device called “Grab It” or something similar and made the mistake of typing “Snatch It” into a search engine. While I was doing that Y2K work, a female coworker was trying to find a place called Chick’s Saddlery on line, so she went to chicks.com.

On the other hand, before the internet, we had libraries with back issues of National Geographic, gothic romances, popular novels, anatomy textbooks, and books on human sexuality. Have you people read gothic romances? I don’t like the things, but, when I was a teenager, the descriptions of sex were enough to entertain me for months. When I came across some of the stuff on the best seller list, it was even better, although, prude that I was in those days, I would not have admitted it. Instead, I was shocked.

What is a pornographic image, anyway? If she means a naked human body, I’ve hung out naked in a hot tub with a group of people and, for the life of me, I can’t remember what the bits I normally wouldn’t see look like, even on people I know well. There’s been stuff on TV or at the movies which has made a reasonable impact at the time, but now I don’t remember any of the details. Of course, I am absent minded. :wink:

I’ve no doubt there are people who get so hooked on pornography that it fouls up their lives. There are also people who drink alcohol to excess and people who eat chocolate to excess. I’ll be hanged if I’ll let the prudes among us deprive me of either.

As for the person who said, “only queers and dykes eat pussy”, this is going to come as a surprise to some straight men I know. If he’s male, I feel sorry for any woman he gets involved with. I also wonder how he feels about receiving oral sex.

Sheesh, people! I’m a devout Christian and I was rather prudish, but sex is good and fun! It’d better be – from what I’ve heard, pregnancy is no fun, so it seems there should be an incentive in it somewhere! :wink: Even when it isn’t readily available in real life, thinking about it sure beats thinking about the laundry or even reading a good detective novel. We are hardwired to enjoy certain touches and sensations, some more than others, varying by individual. Yes, there’s a time and a place for doing so, but that’s true of most things. I love music and I’ll be singing Handel’s Messiah in a few weeks. There’s no way you’ll here me practicing it at work, though, because that’s not appropriate. (OK, in some situations, the Hallelujah Chorus might be.;))

I don’t know!

CJ

(Little hijack)

You are? I fell in love with Händel’s “Messiah” when I was still a child and I think that by now I know the whole work by heart. Do you sing in the chorus or as soloist?
(And why never threads about “classical” music in cafe society?)

(/end hijack)

Salaam. A

Actually, having worked in technical support for the last several months, it actually seems like this does indeed happen. Various forms of spyware can be rather aggressive with having porn pop-up on your screen. At this point, I’m sure they can’t all be excuses.

We’ve also dealt with a piece of malware nicknamed the “gay porn virus” going around campus. I swear I am not making this up.

“It is significant that whenever the public mind is to be diverted from great social wrong, a crusade is inaugurated against indecency.”

  • Emma Goldman

Hooked, dude. Hooked.

(And it’s not Hooked on Phonesex either, though it probably should be.)

You mean things like the way the War in Iraq could be said to be going other than planned, except for the fact that it’s pretty obvious that there was no plan to begin with? Nah, couldn’t be. Or maybe that the Republicans squeeked by in this election, but have played the results like they won 200 million to 2? Or that “moral values” is such a vague and catchall phrase as to be meaningless, and that most of the news analysis of the recent election haven’t given a detailed breakdown of why people voted the way they did? Other than saying things like: The War in Iraq. Which could mean nearly anything, since there’s no context provided for it. Wow. If what you’re saying is true then that would mean politicians have lied to us! I’m shocked! Shocked! To hear such a thing.

I hope I am the first to call “bullshit” on this one. Cite?

How idiot savantic of her!

Others have called bullshit.

However, that sites dediced to scat exist is hardly a revelation.

I would only question whether public libraries really don’t have filtering in place to block such sites.

Of course, it’s against the board rules to link to stuff like this.

But I can assure you I have seen feces-eating porn on the internet, although I don’t recall seeing the particular scene described by Hyperelastic.

A sick friend of mine sent me a short flick where a guy squeezes out a big log into a woman’s mouth. I have no doubt in my mind that this was not simulated.

I guess somebody has to say it: “Thank you for sharing that with the group.”