Does a naked photo of you exist in this world?

Not that I am aware of and I can’t imagine why anyone would put in the effort to subreptitiously catch such a pic of me.

No way. None were ever taken.

Yes, long ago, when I looked a lot better. I would have no objection if those old Polaroids found their way to the internets.

Yes, and I was really cute back then. But they’re on another continent, so it’s unlikely they’ll come back to haunt me.

There are some naked paintings and drawings of me, too. I worked as an artist model for a bit.

Maaaybe lots of them.

Ah yes, Polaroid shots. Me too. But nothing digital and there never will be. I’m not even sure where they are now. Buried in a file drawer in my basement, I suppose.

Yes, but I think I am three in it.

Unless there’s a masochistic peeping Tom out there, the answer is NO!!!

Well, yes and no: there’s a non-zero chance that my ex-wife still has a Polaroid of me nude in bed, but my naughty bits are covered up by the bedsheets.

I don’t believe so. And as far as I’m concerned, that’s a good thing (I’ve been told I’m handsome and looks from certain women seem to confirm that but unlike, say, Anthony Wiener, I’m not the least bit interested in having images of me butt-naked floating around in cyberspace. No, thanks!).

Lots of them. I spend a lot of time at nude beaches with large groups of friends, and few are shy about taking pictures (or posing for them). Nothing of a sexual nature, mind you, just naked drunken people having fun in the sun.

To answer my own question: There has been, but I’m not sure there is anymore, Various ex’s may have long since deleted them by now.

Probably. Used to make my own porn tapes too, no clue what happened to them.

Quite a few.

Yes, some naughty ones of me and my ex wife. As I can’t stand her I never look at them.