Does a nude photo of you exist anywhere on this earth?

There are some of me in Speedos, back when I was swimming competatively. Maybe there’ll be a video…someday.

That depends, do you have more breasts than hands? :slight_smile:

Lucky you. I don’t get any royalties. :frowning:

Don’t even know, nor really care, how popular they are, either. Don’t want to know if I’m sitting there on the shelf, nobody even looking at me, or if I’m wildly popular and the producers are making fortunes.

I think you meant “bigger” rather than “more.” Then gain maybe you didn’t. That chick in Total Recall was kinda hot.

None of me, thankfully

Well, technically, one of the head-shots I’ve posted here is a shirtless me - from the neck up. :wink:

There is a slight possibility that paintings of me with less than my mum would approve of exist somewhere out there, seeing as for a time I earned extra cash as a life model. That incidentally allowed one of the students in the art class to use the line “I almost didn’t recognise you with your clothes on” in absolute seriousness when we met in another setting.

The OP asked about photos, though. A couple of years ago I was spending New Year on the beach with my husband and two-year old son, and our cousins and their daughter of the same age. The two toddlers were running up and down the deserted beach with no clothes on, and my husband was taking photographs of this sweet scene. I then had a brainwave - how about we three have our photo taken walking on the beach in the nude? Our cousin obliged, and the photo ended up being used as our e-mail new year’s greeting to dozens of friends and relations. Very tasteful and disgustingly idyllic. The photo is soon to be featured on my husband’s photographic website, so my pasty posterior is in the public domain for posterity. :smiley:

Oh yeah, there are pictures. There’s also some video that will undoubtedly cause me all sorts of problems if I become rich and famous someday. Young, a bit crazy, short-sighted, and conflicted will do that to you, I guess. At least I looked damn good then.

Any other pictures. Miss any other pictures! :smack:

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This thread is useless without pics!

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Sorry… Just had to…

And no, no pics like that of me exist on or off the net.

I was at a nude beach when I saw a dog and stopped to talk to it and pet it. The couple who owned the dog asked if they could take a picture of me with the dog, so I said sure. It was years ago and I had sunglasses on at the time, so I may not be too recognizable during my Senate hearings for the Supreme Court.

Are there nude photos of me on the internet. Oooooh yeah.

The only people I worry about seeing them are my mom (very religious yet barely net literate) and my dad (cause…well…he’s my dad and is VERY net savvy but wouldn’t visit these areas…i hope) and my grandma (who doesn’t even know how to work a computer.

One of these days, I’m going to have glamour nudes done, not just amateur ones.

Learn to love thyself.

Inky

Not to my knowledge.

I think I can say with great confidence that no such photos of me exist. And let the world rejoice in that fact.

Yeah, but you got nekkid in my “running nekkid thread”, albeit reluctantly! So I know your true secret.

True, but no photos were taken of me. I know this is so because had anyone tried, I would have heard the distinctive sound of a camera shrieking in disgust.

:smiley:

There is at least one that I can find right now. Once upon a time there were actually several, some with me doing ever-so-naughty things, but sadly that forum is now long-dead. I regret none of it and in my future political career I will proudly 'fess up to taking said photos. If you can’t be comfortable nude by yourself, how do you expect to be comfortable nude around someone else?

Me? I’m very, very comfortable being nekkid now.

I KNOW someone’s going to do this, so I just want to beat them.

Cite?

No. I have no problems with the idea of nude pictures of me floating around, I’ve just never had the need or opportunity to take or share them.

I do have nude photos of my wife, but they’re not online or otherwise available to the public.

There are no nude pictures of me out there.

But there are nude pictures of my mother, who is now in her sixties.

I wouldn’t be surprised if someone put them on the web. The photographer probably kept the negatives.

Also, there’s a nude lithograph of good old mom out there, too.

yes, quite a number. I’ve traded with a number of friends online, so some other people have them too. They are not publically online, to the best of my knowledge, and I’m not going to be the one to kick off the link thread.

I also take a nude self portrait for every one of my birthdays since I was 21. I think that if someone were to use my idea of a photo for every birthday of someone’s life, making it a lifelong project (to pass down), in about 100 years, it could make a really interesting artbook.