Does a nude photo of you exist anywhere on this earth?

I’d like to think so, and if the fucker who’s got them is reading this would he please get in touch. My email’s in my profile.

The wife and I were on holiday in Italy (before we were married - when you still do crazy things) in the summer of 1990 and had driven up to about 10,000 feet in the Alps. We walked for about 20 minutes until we reached the snowline and then decided to take some snaps. I dared her to go topless, and before you knew it we were both as naked as the day we were born. My girlfriend (as was) consented rather too easily, I remember thinking at the time, to my suggestion of a “sensitive” photo shoot, and we giggled at the idea of the prints being developed by some strict Catholic in her widow’s weeds.

Cut 10 days to Rome and the Piazza Navarra (Na- something or other, anyway). We were conned by these two bastards using the one-of-us-will-accidentally-drop-a-coin-that-rolls-under-the-bench-you’re-sitting-on-while-my-partner-will-nip-round-the-back-and-nick-your-backpack-while-you-bend-down-to-look-for-the-coin routine.

They got my girlfriend’s passport and credit card, but worst of all they got our camera and an undeveloped roll of Fuji film. When I think of them yanking it out and tossing it away so they could sell the camera on, I come as close to wanting to own a handgun as I’m ever likely to get.

I worked for a photographer back when I was 18. Topless but I had really long hair. Think mermaid. Also some lingerie shots. Last June I was in a chat room playing truth or dare on cam. I sat on cam topless for 3 minutes. And yes some sad pathetic person recorded it. I just found out about a week or so ago. I was sent a copy of it. Very poor quality. But at least I have nice breasts!

Sight?

And our Typo Of The Year Award goes to…:smiley:

Hahahaha! It’s a video clip of me & was sent to me through Yahoo messenger. If he has set up a site I am not aware of it. Sadly it’s rather boring. I am just sitting there. At times cracking up. Not even touching my breasts.

You mean you’re tou - no, not going there.

It’s your fantasy now. Dream anything you like. But imagine me in better shape with perkier breasts ok?

When I was 18, my best friend dared me to send him naked pictures as part of an online truth or dare game. We ended up exchanging pics for several years…for awhile, we’d send them for birthday presents, Christmas, “Please forgive me!” presents, you name it. I wouldn’t be surprised if he still had them. (I still have his somewhere, I haven’t looked at them in years though)

Knowing him, they’re probably sitting on his nightstand or somewhere completely open, for all the world to see…

One (naive) summer in Italy, I met a very handsome & persuasive fellow with a camera… and well, he promised he only got the shoulders-up, but I don’t believe that anymore. :slight_smile:

A video exists of me and my GF. It resides on my computer. Encrypted using 256-bit AES encryption under a random password which uses special characters and numbers.

My GF will kill me if it ever got out :smiley:

Ah yes, the Piazza Navona. One of many spots in the Eternal City plagued by more than its share of Gypsies. I very nearly lost my camera in almost the exact same manner. Not that it had any “interesting” photos on it…my girlfriend had refused all such requests well in advance of my ever voicing them.

Anyway roger thornhill, sounds like you have a ready-made excuse to ask the wife for an encore performance. And use a digital this time.

None that show both my face and my… fun bits. I took a couple of pictures of the naked parts for my bf a couple years ago, but I made sure they were not identifiable. I think he deleted them, but even if he didn’t, they wouldn’t hinder a run for political office. :wink:

You’re a smart fellow. The one member of the duo that I saw (hell - even spoke to him - he was ever so nice!) - his accomplice of course I never saw…bastards - appeared of indeterminate eastern origin. Now you mention it, he very possibly was a Roma. How appropriate! (You know, in Roma and all.)

Um, I don’t quite know how to say this, but, er, neither of us is as photogenic as we used to be.