As long as we’re talking about illogical song lyrics, let’s not forget The Tennessee Waltz.
I was dancin’ with my darlin’
To the Tennessee Waltz
Let me see if I’ve got this straight. You were – past tense – dancing to a song that you’re just now writing?
I know, some people claim that the TW was a style of dance lang before the song was written. Uh huh. Apologists.