Does anybody sneeze in their sleep?

If not, why not?

How would you know if you did?

Snot on the pillow!

Seriously, I’ve sneezed in my sleep without waking up. The most notable instance was when I was in the second grade and recovering from a nasty sinus infection. I got out of bed one morning, and found myself and the sheets covered in “plugs” of dried mucous. It had smeared a bit, but there was still a definite spray pattern. Mom was horrified.

I’m not surprised! :eek:

When I sneeze in my sleep my very indignant husband has a habit of waking me up and issuing disgusted monologues on how very horrified he is to have the back of his neck (or worse) sprayed with wife-snot.

Fortunately, for both of us, this does not happen often. But he does inform me when The Horror has occured.

I once dreamed I was sneezing and when I woke up my pillow was gone!

[sub]Blown across the room, it was.[/sub]

I once dreamed I was eating a very large marshmellow and when I woke up my pillow was gone!

This one time in band camp I stuck a pillow up my nose.

[Hi Jack] My dog does! [/Bye Jack]