Does anybody want to play online war?

The card game!

I’ll go first.

5

What’s keeping the second poster from always winning? And why didn’t you just pick an ace, so you’d be guaranteed this hand?

This is missing a great deal of randomness…

or am I missing something?

In any case, 6.

Thank you so much. Killed any puppies lately?

I’m so sorry! I just assumed I was being whooshed. I’ve got to learn to keep my mouth shut; I just keep ruining things. I truly apologize; I hope that somehow people will ignore me and continue…:smack:

Okay…2!

3

Yeah! What do I win?