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The sad part is, this show exists (kinda)
You joke, but playboy tv is actually running a series with women competing to be the next super porn start. Hosted by Jenna Jammeson…or whatever her name is. I’d provide a link to the show, but I’m at work…I’m sure if you’re at home you can find it.
Oh, and one thing I cannot figure out. He did all that work to break through his cell wall, then drill through the other wall into a tunnel…but then they have to dig another hole in another building in order to get to the infirmary. How will they get from the first sewer pipe into the second one? And during the riot episodes, he was able to basicallly walk from one wing to the other via his special knowledge of the prison layout, so why does he need this other sewer pipe now?
Well, for starters, the hole in his cell would only do for him and his cellmate… they need a spot for all of them to be able to escape from.
The hole in the cell wall allowed him to check his path… get the timing, open the hole from the sewer pipe into the inner walls (the devils mouth).
So, it’ll go like this… they all jump down the rabbit hole, go into the walls, into the infirmery and over the wall… to grandmothers house we go!
I think it’s because we know how effortlessly he could play the heavy, but instead is cast as the warden with a heart of gold.
I’m following the series, and have found it to be mindless fun, but the inconsistencies are driving me… up the wall?
Burrows is always kept away from the other prisoners behind a chain link fence. Unless he is in church. Or on a work detail.
Scofield had to break into the storage area to get his tape recorder, and then had to get someone to steal his watch back. All this to tape the frequency of the night guards’ rounds in the prison area outside the infirmary. And yet he had access to the infirmary earlier when he rescued the doctor, or the roof before that, and he could have camped out there for hours to take notes and time their rounds.
Ah, well. It’s mindless entertainment, and waiting six months for the conclusion will seem a lot shorter than the December *LOST * hiatus.
Wentworth Miller is fine as hell!
Presumably the guard routes were different during the prison riot when guards were ordered out of various wings. I’ll assume that in the absence of riot conditions, he cannot get from his high-security prison area to the lower-security infirmary area. From the roof, how would he see guards that are walking behind buildings? And he runs the risk of being spotted from the towers if he camps out on the roof. All it takes is some moonlight reflecting off his bald head. Maybe he needs to bribe the prison barber and MacGuyver himself a toupee? ;j
He couldn’t camp on the roof to time the guards because of count. The constant interruptions of his drilling the first tunnel wall because of having to make it back to his cell for count are what led him to sabotage the A/C and precipitate the riot.
He made it to the infirmary and to the storage area through the tunnels.