I’m from the South. Therefore, to some, I’m pretty much guaranteed to be a racist redneck. I majored in Cultural Anthropology and studied Mayan writing.
I deal poker. We have a guy that comes in and plays pretty frequently. He’s an awesome guy and good to have on the table. You should see the acrobatics that go on for people to NOT say he’s black. Or they recoil in horror when someone else uses the term. Folks, 95% of our clientele is old white guys. Really, saying he’s black IS helpful in identifying him in a crowd. Of course, I typically call him by name or call him “Daddy.” (Long story) He thinks it is hilarious that folks freak out over saying he’s black.
Now, I’ve heard folks use all sorts of PC bullshit and I’ve sat and listened to someone who insisted to a very kind teacher that she be referred to as “pecan tan.” and I certainly have the rear end of someone who certainly can not claim a pure white ancestry. I was trying on clothes one day and the salesgirl exlaimed “Girl, you got a butt like a sister!” I’ve been told I have a surprisingly nice ass for a white girl. Invariably, as long as you are respectful most folks will let stuff slide.
I had a guy on my table the other day that was the blackest guy I’d ever seen. Not shiny black, but matte black. He literally looked like he was covered in coal dust. There wasn’t a damn thing brownish about him. He absolutely was black. Blacker than my nigerian friend, who is pretty damn dark. I thought it was cool. I found the one guy that actually IS, without a doubt, BLACK. Fortunately, I’ve learned just because I think something is cool, doesn’t mean I should tell folks about it.
If it is any consolation, we have a dude that plays that has a HUGE scar running from his chin, down his jawline and all the way down his neck. No one ever describes him as the skinny white guy with the huge scar, although that works amazingly well.
An incident with a friends girlfriend that was as generic short, blonde with big tits that you have ever seen. I stated the best she could hope for was an interesting scar so you could pick her out of a crowd.
I like distinguishing features. Big noses, interesting scars, neat hues, etc.
I can’t believe no one has invoked the old term “darky” which just cracks me up because it DOES toss away all the hue variations/geographic anomalies and stuff.
Excuse me while I check to see if my husband asked his India indian co-workers what they know about eve teasing.