Eno is an antacid. It fizzes up when you add water to it and has an ever
so slight lemony taste to it.
Ever since I was a kid I have enjoyed Eno. I remember on days when I used
to be home alone, I would go grab the Eno from the medicine cabinet and enjoy
a cold one. From time to time I would fake indegestion, so that I could enjoy
a little treat.
Now that I am married I have tried to introduce my wife to Eno
but she just doesn’t seem to understand it.
And here I was thinking you had some sort of slash fantasy about Brian Eno.
And I was thinking A Taste of Eno was a new record Brian put out. Though that kind of sounds like a cheesy vinyl album you might buy at the Goodwill, you know, right there with Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass with the picture of the lady covered in whip cream?
I used to love eno…not that we had a lot of it around the house. Now they have it in different flavours i hear.
I, too, used to wait until my parents went out and drink the Eno from the cupboard. 
It’s oddly… salty? It is a grave addiction!