We’ve all seen them, right? Those totally bizarre-looking “fashions” that you see parading up and down in runway shows. The ones with big poofy skirts and strange attachments, the ones that look like they couldn’t possibly be comfortable for more than five minutes? The one that prompted me to post this was a men’s ensemble that consisted of a pink mesh shirt and matching, shocking-pink shorts. It was the kind of outfit that the most flaming gay man on the face of the earth would take one look at and say, “No way would I be caught dead in that!!” The designer was Riccardo Tisci, and here’s the pic. Now, tell me: would any man on earth, unless he was very very drunk or paid a lot of money, ever wear something like that? Even if he was a total slave to fashion?
So, fashionistas: do people (men or women–I’m not just picking on the men here, because the women’s stuff has been every bit as bad) actually wear these bizarre fashion designs? Or are they just there to shock people and get them talking about the designers so they can sell the more mundane end of their catalogs?
I WAG that there are fashion designers that look at fashion as an art form, and those are the ones that are pushing boundaries with their designs, sometimes inspiring other designers to go in certain directions. Then there are other designers who go for the more commercially plausible designs.
No matter how you cut it, I wouldn’t be caught dead in that. Nor in crocs. Nor in a ton of stuff other guys wear. I just can’t pull it off. And I would have to send in my man-card.
In general, runway fashion is very out-there and wild and different, but the elements of its design are what counts. For example, if a model walks down a runway in Milan wearing a gigantic straw hat trimmed with rhinestones and feathers, a chopped-up black T-shirt, and a plaid tutu, then there are a lot of elements you might see in next year’s fashion trends right there. Maybe hats will be in–maybe embellished hats. Maybe plaid. Maybe short fluffy tutu-like skirts. Maybe shirts that look like they’ve been in the wars. Maybe black is the new black.
There are lots of fashion designers out there who design because they feel it’s art. And there are some who design couture because they want celebrities to wear it. Or they design things for ordinary folks to wear. And so on and so on.
In the film The Devil Wears Prada, there’s an interesting explanation of this fashion phenomenon that’s pretty much spot-on.