Is Bill O’Reilly retarded? Bob Geldof is Irish. What Geldof says about America and Bush is irrelevant to his patriotism unless he says something like I swear my allegiance to America and Bush in which case he would be a traitor not a patriot.
Does Bill O’Reilly know how to find his own ass with both hands and a flashlight? Answer: No
If he’s using both hands to find his ass, where does he put the flashlight?
I’m sure there’s an obvious answer to this, but it eludes me for the moment.
He uses a pen light and keeps it next to his tongue.
Doesn’t he lodge it inside a loofah?
O’Reilly IS an ass, so finding ass on himself is simply finding someplace to touch.
Or something
Don’t they have dogs in Sweden?
It appears that was part of an O’Reilly segment called “pinheads and patriots”, which works like the Colbert “tip of the hat/wag of the finger” segment: ie. you do something good, you’re a patriot, do something bad and you’re a pinhead.
So this is a rather shitty Pitting.
Besides, what the fuck are you watching/reading O’Reilly for anyway?
That reminds me, Lib, good luck on that audition you have in Delphi next week. With work like that, you’re a shoo-in for the oracle role.
Then he misnamed the segment. Doing something good does not necessarily make you a patriot.
It is the only place to get fair and balanced coverage.
I’d say that settles it and proves O’Reilly doesn’t know what the word means. 
Why anybody watches the show is beyond me, however.
Bill O’Reilly is a crude, dogmatic, grating, bully and for that he is a pinhead.
Is someone going to bring me my lemon or do I have to squeeze it from my hat?
I shall immediately go put all my money on Zesty Fedora in the sixth at Aqueduct.
His ass is on his shoulders. You know where the flashlight goes. It seeks hamsters.
Wrong. You should have said:
“Inga, we don’t shove the food in Shitake’s mouth - we place it gently on her tongue.”
Memo to self: must watch Keith tonight
Right on! Bullies don’t belong in the kitchen!
You do realize that BillO is just waiting for the evidence so he can lynch Obama’s wife.
I suppose that if your name isn’t Don Imus you can get away with it.