Does Britney Spears still have a career?

[Max_the_Immortal]

@GoFugYourself

Sept. 29, 2004:
What girl doesn’t dream of a marrying a David Silver lookalike who actually purchases – and wears! In public! – a trucker cap that reads “Rock Out With Your Cock Out”?

I think I speak for all of humanity when I beg you, Kevin, to put the cock away.

If only he had. Based on these photos, Federline’s rod may very well be the legendary Ugly Stick.