:eek: Why the nipple pouches?! Is she a Liefeld character?
“Five camels, Mr. Hogan! I bid five camels!”
Clearly a rhetorical question, no?
I thought she looked like a cheap whore long before seeing her in that getup. In fact, the whole family is hard to look at. Cheesy tans and overprocessed hair do not a good look make; a lesson that apparently didn’t quite take with her mother . As far as their show and now her music career go, I find them as a whole to be the tackiest kind of attention whores(she does have a good voice, though).
That being said, Hulk Hogan is reportedly a very nice, accessible guy. He’s done a lot of good things for the community and can frequently be seen patronizing the local businesses be they greasy spoon or high dollar clothing stores. I feel pretty confident that his whole overprotective dad persona is a complete act, but I still don’t know why anyone watches their show. And Hulk, for the love of god, shave that freakin’ fringe already!
The clock is ticking on that fifteen minutes.
I guess she’s just joining the list of Veruca Salt type rich girls who want the same thing
(Ashlee Simpson, Paris Hilton, Kelly Osbourne, Brooke Hogan)
“But daddy I want my own album. I want my own album nowwww!!!”
“You need to use small, slow circles to get the sailor to poke her head out of the boat.”
Yeah, the whole thing’s a schtick. I happened to catch part of one episode (I was flipping channels, sue me) where Brooke supposedly went “missing” when they were on a vacation somewhere on an island. They cut between Hulk and his wife freaking out and about to call the police while Brooke is obliviously hanging out with friends. And obviously a camera crew to film her hijinks. The camera crew that is with her the entire time. :rolleyes:
Those pictures are bizarre. She appears to be made of wax. :eek:
You say “cheap whore” like it’s a bad thing.
And yes.