The hulk is hung like a horse !!!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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According to The Sun, it would appear that a little girl got quite the surprise when she won a Hulk doll and removed the purple shorts. Follow the link for photos of the appendage.

A couple of questions pop to mind

  1. I’m not a parent but I would be interested in knowing how parents feel about this. How would you react, for example, if your child whipped out the Hulks manhood in front of, say, the grandparents. Personally, I think there is nothing offensive about the fact that the hulk is packing and that people are too prudish in this regard, but others may disagree. If so, why?

  2. Who do you think is the best endowed superhero? The hulk doll is 12" and his penis is 2". If that is an accurate representation, I’m pretty impressed. I doubt that Aquaman could measure up.

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I would prefer the doll didn’t have a huge green wang, but thats me.

Nothing something I feel like explaining to my kid.

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LMAO…Is the Sun an affiliate of The Onion?

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Well, if they are, it’s only mostly fiction – nothing fake about the Page 3 girls! :smiley:

Well, I don’t know about today, but I think that there was an anti-implant requirement in Samantha Fox’s day…

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Gotta be fake. Egad.
It hangs down almost to his knees! Come on!

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There’s also the effect of all that water. Shrinkage, you know.

My answer, if you’re including parody superheros, would be Ace and Gary of the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

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You wouldn’t like me when I’m horny.

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Wow, I guess being green got a little easier.

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Love the girl’s expression.

And I want one.

The doll, not the girl.

You sickos.

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By the by, why was the girl checking under the Hulk’s hood, anyhow?

And by the by, “A Hulk with a bulk should not be allowed.” Best. Quote. Ever.

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I just realized I used the phrase “by the by” twice in the same post. I am ashamed.

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As funny as the story is, “The Sun” is not exactly known for its reliabilty.

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There was an adfult animated feature entitled, I think, The Toy Shop that came out in the 1970s or early 80s. It was done in a “dimensional” animation, using plastic and clay figures (a la “Claymation”), and it was about the plastic dolls in a toy store getting it on. Lots of clay members added to Barbie and Ken figures. One of the toys was “The Incredible Bulk”. When he got excited, the result was a lot bugger, proportionally, than 2" on a 12" figure. Incredible Bulk, indeed. Ripped the box open.

I’m surprised nobody’s brought this up before o the Web, or posted a screen grab.

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Don’t make me horny, you wouldn’t like me when I’m horny.

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:eek:

I am concerned that the term used to describe the transformed member is “raging”.

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I believe the Sun is somewhat like the tabloids; the Star or almost the National Inquirer.

Is this story found anywhere else??

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You certainly don’t know about today! You’d be hard pushed to find something REAL about most page 3 girls. :wink:

The Sun is apparently a “newspaper”. It’s not “fiction” as such, but if you rely on the Sun as your sole news source you’re going to be ridiculed. The Hulk story is quite likey true, it might make a small appearance in a “proper” newspaper at some point.

It tends to be very, highly opinionated about the latest bandwagon.
Obsessed with trival non-news. "Stop Press!!! Posh Spice Broke a Nail!!! Sun Reveals the Scandal!!!"
It’s so far up it’s own arse it’s not true, they constantly claim they’re they only ones Fighting The Good Fight, eg - printing the names and addresses of registered peodophiles.
It’s sensationalist properganda and overhypered bullshit.
It’s pretty much a rag “for the estates”.

But if taken in moderation it’s a good giggle! :smiley:

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As for the girl checking in his pants…

  1. Well, there WAS a noticeable bulg! I would’ve peeked.

  2. Who here hasn’t, back when you were a youngin’, checked what Ken or Barbie were packing in their pants? Call me a perv, but I did it!

Letting My Freak Flag Fly,
Patty

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And of course, spelling “bulge” correctly would have been wise.

I really need to use “preview” more often. Still feel silly for my “Harry Pooter” mishap…

Patty

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Are you kidding? I remember it clearly, sneaking my sister’s Ken and Barbie dolls and strippin’ them all nekkid …

“Yeah baby! I’m hung like a bull-moose compared to what Ken’s got swingin’!”